What words annoy you the most

[Brewster's millions]

Side hustle.

 

[mexico1970]

Side hustle.

I'm triggered by the micro aggressions I imagine at just the thought of those words ;)

 

[The Lightbowne Cowboy]

Side hustle.

Absolutely ! Makes my piss boil immeasurably. Only to be bested(bested being another word I fucking despise) by the word Hack.. not tip, Hack! Yet another fucking Americism infiltrating our English language.

 

[Brewster's millions]

I'm triggered by the micro aggressions I imagine at just the thought of those words ;)

The back of my neck was getting hot just typing them out.

 

[wattle]

“We go again”
Nails down a chalk board for me. Don’t know why. Just makes me cringe

 

[Tommy_Catons_Perm]

When people say 'should of' instead of 'should have'.

I suppose they must be annoyed when people write 'should have' instead have 'should of'?

 

[Scottyboi]

Madeleine McCann

 

[Tommy_Catons_Perm]

People describing a footballer as a top top player, it's just top you fucking harry redknapp wannabe fuckwits

No it's actually a top top top player. 110% fact.

 

[BringBackSwales]

The best version of myself

 

[city2]

Can you confirm who you are when they have contacted you

 

[Goathead8]

‘My bad’

 

[idahoblues]

The best version of myself

Putting my best foot forward

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Raising awareness.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I’ve posted about this elsewhere.

I fucking hate the term ‘legal team’.

It’s how people who are acutely underfunded to conduct serious litigation refer to their solicitor mate down the golf club who’s said he’ll take the case, but actually won’t. Team is nearly always one person. And they are usually shit.

I find the expression unbelievably fucking small time. And sinfully vague.

Legal representatives, legal advisors, lawyers, counsel, advocates. These are all at least acceptable terms. And manifestly better.

It’s a fucking wank expression.

 

[Magicpole]

People who habitually start every fuckin sentence with, actually.

As in, Actually, I've never had shingles, but my father had syphilis and my mum heard voices.
Actually, I need to remember to stop starting every sentence with actually. Actually, I'm going to do it this time.

I condemn the Actually subspecies, to the bowels of hell, or failing that, Stoke.

 

[Magicpole]

Pivot

All the chin stroking XG "football experts" use it.

I'm on your frequency. I shout at the telly when I hear one of them say it. The word **** and the calling thereof, is always the central tenet of the intention.

 

[WestGorton]

Hi

 

[Mr Banks Is In The Kippax]

Southerners pronouncing Birmingham as Berminem.

 

[Kinkybyname]

This is a simple fact.

 

[Magicpole]

"I'm a businesswoman, philanthropist, designer, model, influencer."

Oh, so a rich man's wife without a job then?

I'll be a rich man's wife without a job. Will i get the chance? Dream on, borderline racism.