What words annoy you the most

I’ve posted about this elsewhere.

I fucking hate the term ‘legal team’.

It’s how people who are acutely underfunded to conduct serious litigation refer to their solicitor mate down the golf club who’s said he’ll take the case, but actually won’t. Team is nearly always one person. And they are usually shit.

I find the expression unbelievably fucking small time. And sinfully vague.

Legal representatives, legal advisors, lawyers, counsel, advocates. These are all at least acceptable terms. And manifestly better.

It’s a fucking wank expression.
 
People who habitually start every fuckin sentence with, actually.

As in, Actually, I've never had shingles, but my father had syphilis and my mum heard voices.
Actually, I need to remember to stop starting every sentence with actually. Actually, I'm going to do it this time.

I condemn the Actually subspecies, to the bowels of hell, or failing that, Stoke.
 
Pivot

All the chin stroking XG "football experts" use it.
I'm on your frequency. I shout at the telly when I hear one of them say it. The word **** and the calling thereof, is always the central tenet of the intention.
 

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