dobingsdobber
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flick the ball above his head,swallow it on the way down,turn round and fart it into the net
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What would like to see mario do next?
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MCC
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Take a corner and head it in himself.
malg
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Score a shit load more goals, and lift the Premier League trophy.
dannybcity
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Shin roll it in, a skill often seen during games of heads and volleys.
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BLUEMATT23
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Abduct Ferguson over Christmas and hide him at Mario's pad!
Chris in London
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I think it's got to be reality tv.
The only way is Mario.
Ballo scores.
The only way is Mario.
Ballo scores.
Impeccable One
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The OP poses a question that's easy to answer, almost....
I don't want this in the NEXT match, but I want to see him do it in the Derby on 28th April, when we clinch the PL ...
He should celebrate scoring like a MENTAL patient; run, scream, jump, sprint to the other end of the pitch, do a back flip, etc. etc.
Can you imagine the press coverage of an 'over the top' Mario celebration ?
I don't want this in the NEXT match, but I want to see him do it in the Derby on 28th April, when we clinch the PL ...
He should celebrate scoring like a MENTAL patient; run, scream, jump, sprint to the other end of the pitch, do a back flip, etc. etc.
Can you imagine the press coverage of an 'over the top' Mario celebration ?
Just gets passed the keeper and it's an open net he:
- First takes out his laces.
- Then ties the laces across the two crossbars, across the pitch.
- Balances on it to the goal where the ball is.
- Just before he jumps down, he takes a shit on his hand.
- While his pants are down have a nice zip wire with his cock as a pulley.
- Jump down, clap his hands together so shit fly's everywhere.
- Finally, he walks to the other end of the pitch, calls Joe, and lets him score.
- First takes out his laces.
- Then ties the laces across the two crossbars, across the pitch.
- Balances on it to the goal where the ball is.
- Just before he jumps down, he takes a shit on his hand.
- While his pants are down have a nice zip wire with his cock as a pulley.
- Jump down, clap his hands together so shit fly's everywhere.
- Finally, he walks to the other end of the pitch, calls Joe, and lets him score.
laserblue
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MCC said:Take a corner and head it in himself.
unless the ref was andre marriner (who gave blackburn's dribbled goal from a corner against wigan) it wouldn't be allowed ;)