What would you do?

Ducado said:
The cookie monster said:
Best advice is listen to no one on here my friend.
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Very sensible advice indeed! What is the world coming to when you come onto a football forum to ask fro Marital advice
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Purleease!  Upstairs is a football forum off-topic is a gathering of kindred spirits and we are here helping brother flash during his hour of need, the lack of a parody thread (surprising as that is) demonstrates that when the chips are down for one of ours we rally to the cause.

More talk like that and the off-topic posse will be sending word to master ric to dock your pay.

Also flash didn't take a blind but of notice of any of the initial advice, besides given the lack of word from him he and mrs flash are probably knee deep in chocolate sauce and orange peel right now or he is knee deep digging a new patio.
 
metalblue said:
Ducado said:
The cookie monster said:
Best advice is listen to no one on here my friend.
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Very sensible advice indeed! What is the world coming to when you come onto a football forum to ask fro Marital advice
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Purleease!  Upstairs is a football forum off-topic is a gathering of kindred spirits and we are here helping brother flash during his hour of need, the lack of a parody thread (surprising as that is) demonstrates that when the chips are down for one of ours we rally to the cause.

More talk like that and the off-topic posse will be sending word to master ric to dock your pay.

Also flash didn't take a blind but of notice of any of the initial advice, besides given the lack of word from him he and mrs flash are probably knee deep in chocolate sauce and orange peel right now or he is knee deep digging a new patio.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Cried laughing. Top post.
 
what the fuck is an "artiste" anyway???

and i reckon the mods should allow him to post this spunky cock in order for us to decide.

come on.... just this once!

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just ask yourself under what circumstances you'd be sending some bird pics of spunky cocks and the words teehee

that should give the clue...
 
call me old fashioned because i'm not a facebooker(and never would be!) but i would never ever send a cock pic to a woman whether she was single, married or with someone..unless i was shagging her! its about boundaries..he's oversteped if he isn t shagging her, and shes overstepped by kicking off if she isn t shagging him!

in my experience the following males shouldn t be trusted around your mrs.....

1) doormen
2)dj's
3)live acts / artists

this is 43 years of experience knowing all the above!!
 
Come on flash for fucks sake. Even if you've kissed and made up you must have spent your wad by now. If you don't tell us the conclusion to this then I suggest you get banned for wumming.
 
UPDATE:

Well, having had sensible discussions with the good lady, matters were resolved last night.

It appears that they had been discussing her counselling course earlier in the week and he was taking the piss saying she was going to be a sex therapist. However, both acknowledge that his message was inappropriate (was gif image off the web, not his own cock, allegedly) and I have received apologies from both and assurances that nothing improper was, or is, occurring.

I have also apologised for making threats toward the crooner, but have left both under no illusion that I won't stand being made to feel like I'm being taking the piss out of.

Thanks to you all for your advice yesterday. This forum is ace, and reading back over the entire thread has made me realise there are some really decent people out there and equally, some people whom most would deem a threat to society.
 
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