What would you do?

[Dirty Harry]

Keep an eye on the situation mate, if you're in Offerton you will only be 5 minutes away from me so, bear in mind my 'associates' and I offer a range of services (for a small fee) which include barracking and jeering at social clubs and small gatherings of minor artiste's right through to the severing of their spunky little cocks (size prices may apply).

NB: All operates are trained to Ninja level.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

I have an idea for the next 2 threads:
1. Corky sent the cock pic and is the lurker waiting to bum the OPs bird
2. The 'Dont come crying to us' thread when it all goes tits up on his birds next works doo.

 

[SuperbiaInProeliaEL3]

Pm them both saying "can I join In?"

Ha ha, brilliant!