What would you do...

[BlueHammer85]

If you woke up one morning in bed and realised your arms and legs have gone missing ?

 

[BlueTG]

Walk to the phone and dial for the emergency services..

 

[johnmc]

If your son was at home, crying all alone on the bedroom floor, coz he's hungry and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money?

 

[york away to this!]

Txt them and ask where the feck they've been all night...

 

[Ste1969]

Give my shoes and trainers away... then ass about for a few years.

 

[CTID1988]

Go back in time and get cast in the Metallica "One" video

 

[BimboBob]

Get up. Have a shower, get dressed, go downstairs, eat breakfast, get into my car and pop to the hospital.

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

If your son was at home, crying all alone on the bedroom floor, coz he's hungry and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money?

LOL'd!!!

and to answer the cheeky cockney chappie. I'd realise a wank is out the question and go back to sleep for a bit

 

[scousemanc]

Get up. Have a shower, get dressed, go downstairs, eat breakfast, get into my car and pop to the hospital.

what would you wear?

 

[bluemike]

Probably piss the bed.
A better question would be, what would you do if you woke up without any limbs, but, with morning wood?

 

[Rascal]

I would think fuck i must have been starving then shit the bed as normal

 

[ianw16]

Walk to the phone and dial for the emergency services..

With no arms and legs it'd have to be a trunk call.

 

[BlueTG]

This thread hasn't got the legs to be a classic really.

 

[BimboBob]

Get up. Have a shower, get dressed, go downstairs, eat breakfast, get into my car and pop to the hospital.

what would you wear?

Hmmm...tough choice. Probably my new jeans, a t-shirt and my old desert boots.

 

[Hamann Pineapple]

Bob down the baths

 

[scousemanc]

Get up. Have a shower, get dressed, go downstairs, eat breakfast, get into my car and pop to the hospital.

what would you wear?

Hmmm...tough choice. Probably my new jeans, a t-shirt and my old desert boots.

I'm sure your new jeans are lovely, but 4 empty tubes is not going to be a good look

 

[BlueHammer85]

This thread hasn't got the legs to be a classic really.

It's done no arm to anyone

 

[york away to this!]

This thread could go arse about tit...

 

[BimboBob]

what would you wear?

Hmmm...tough choice. Probably my new jeans, a t-shirt and my old desert boots.

I'm sure your new jeans are lovely, but 4 empty tubes is not going to be a good look

4 empty tubes? Is that a new brand I'm unaware of?

 

[2sheikhs]

I'd buy some special little shoes to stop my bollocks getting scuffed.