What's Blue and Doesn't Fit?

[BimboBob]

I wish i had a girlfriend who was a deaf,dumb nyphomaniac who owned an off licence..and could cook.

Re-re-edited for the ultra ultimate in accuracy.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

I wish i had a girlfriend who was a deaf,dumb nyphomaniac who owned an off licence..and could cook,and had a lifetime private box at CoMS and never got a headache and went to York away and knows the offside rule and has a twin sister who is even filthier than she is.

Re-re-re-edited.
If any such woman is reading this,please PM me.

 

[BimboBob]

I wish i had a girlfriend who was a deaf,dumb nyphomaniac who owned an off licence..and could cook,and had a lifetime private box at CoMS and never got a headache and went to York away and knows the offside rule and has a twin sister who is even filthier than she is and they both are bi-sexual.

Re-re-re-re-edited.
If any such woman is reading this,please PM me.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Re-re-re-re-edited.
If any such woman is reading this,please PM me.

Ok,you win.

 

[Why Always Ste]

Just because you have E doesn't make it all right for you to say this joke.

I'm not easily offended, but when it comes to Epilepsy I am, and I don't find it funny whatsoever having had to live with this shit since I was 17.

Going to sleep at night with the question: will I ever wake up?

ain't no laughing matter.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Just because you have E doesn't make it all right for you to say this joke.

I'm not easily offended, but when it comes to Epilepsy I am, and I don't find it funny whatsoever having had to live with this shit since I was 17.

Going to sleep at night with the question: will I ever wake up?

ain't no laughing matter.

Sorry for your condition mate,but I totally disagree.
Any subject should always be fair game for comedy,in my opinion.
Once you start to draw a line,where on earth do you stop?
And if you don't agree with me,I will come round your house,lay you a dodgy drive,then sell you some lucky heather,as my folks were Irish.
I also go to sleep wondering if I will wake up.
Usually after putting ketamine in my Horlicks.

 

[Why Always Ste]

Just because you have E doesn't make it all right for you to say this joke.

I'm not easily offended, but when it comes to Epilepsy I am, and I don't find it funny whatsoever having had to live with this shit since I was 17.

Going to sleep at night with the question: will I ever wake up?

ain't no laughing matter.

Sorry for your condition mate,but I totally disagree.
Any subject should always be fair game for comedy,in my opinion.
Once you start to draw a line,where on earth do you stop?
And if you don't agree with me,I will come round your house,lay you a dodgy drive,then sell you some lucky heather,as my folks were Irish.
I also go to sleep wondering if I will wake up.
Usually after putting ketamine in my Horlicks.

That's fine for you to disagree, but as I said: for me it isn't a laughing matter.

You guys can continue taking the piss out of Epilepsy sufferers but if I ever hear any **** saying these jokes, Couldn't care what team they support - They'll be having seizures for the rest of their lives.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Just because you have E doesn't make it all right for you to say this joke.

I'm not easily offended, but when it comes to Epilepsy I am, and I don't find it funny whatsoever having had to live with this shit since I was 17.

Going to sleep at night with the question: will I ever wake up?

ain't no laughing matter.

Sorry for your condition mate,but I totally disagree.
Any subject should always be fair game for comedy,in my opinion.
Once you start to draw a line,where on earth do you stop?
And if you don't agree with me,I will come round your house,lay you a dodgy drive,then sell you some lucky heather,as my folks were Irish.
I also go to sleep wondering if I will wake up.
Usually after putting ketamine in my Horlicks.

That's fine for you to disagree, but as I said: for me it isn't a laughing matter.

You guys can continue taking the piss out of Epilepsy sufferers but if I ever hear any **** saying these jokes, Couldn't care what team they support - They'll be having seizures for the rest of their lives.

Nobody is laughing at the condition itself mate.
It must be hell,and I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.
But jokes don't kill,and every joke has a punchline/victim,whether it's foreigners/gay people/the Irish/mother-in-laws/Jews/Muslims or whatever.
I think you need to stop the threats of violence and lighten up a little.
Learn to laugh at yourself.
Or me and BimboBob.
We don't care.

 

[BimboBob]

Sorry for your condition mate,but I totally disagree.
Any subject should always be fair game for comedy,in my opinion.
Once you start to draw a line,where on earth do you stop?
And if you don't agree with me,I will come round your house,lay you a dodgy drive,then sell you some lucky heather,as my folks were Irish.
I also go to sleep wondering if I will wake up.
Usually after putting ketamine in my Horlicks.

That's fine for you to disagree, but as I said: for me it isn't a laughing matter.

You guys can continue taking the piss out of Epilepsy sufferers but if I ever hear any **** saying these jokes, Couldn't care what team they support - They'll be having seizures for the rest of their lives.

Nobody is laughing at the condition itself mate.
It must be hell,and I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.
But jokes don't kill,and every joke has a punchline/victim,whether it's foreigners/gay people/the Irish/mother-in-laws/Jews/Muslims or whatever.
I think you need to stop the threats of violence and lighten up a little.
Learn to laugh at yourself.
Or me and BimboBob.
We don't care.

It's always the way of the world. People find things funny right up to the point when it gets personal. Then they don't find it funny and resort to threats on the internet.

Lighten up a wee bit mate, we are not laughing at you.

 

[stony]

You guys can continue taking the piss out of Epilepsy sufferers but if I ever hear any **** saying these jokes, Couldn't care what team they support - They'll be having seizures for the rest of their lives.

I realize it's an emotive topic for you, but threatening violence on someone for telling a joke, however tasteless, makes you worse than them.
You've just lost whatever moral high ground you were standing on.

You should take the stick out of your arse and lighten up.