What's Blue and Doesn't Fit?

[lee-mcfc]

Damn right it's emotive for me... it's a fucking medical condition, not a joke about what pants somebody is wearing today.

I'll take this personally all the way, it's a serious medical condition and you guys are just taking the piss.

I'm gonna say this shit to be much clearer: Block 109, Row F..... Villa at Home, come and say this joke to my face and see who has the epileptic fit.

are you that cage fighter? why do you always have to resort to violence?

 

[Cellarite]

Damn right it's emotive for me... it's a fucking medical condition, not a joke about what pants somebody is wearing today.

I'll take this personally all the way, it's a serious medical condition and you guys are just taking the piss.

I'm gonna say this shit to be much clearer: Block 109, Row F..... Villa at Home, come and say this joke to my face and see who has the epileptic fit.

what seat number?

 

[stony]

Stevie B you lose any kind of sympathy with an attitude like yours.

I have quite a severe stammer, it may not THREATEN my life, but it certainly RUINS it, but do I get offended by it? No, because jokes are supposed to be funny, not reflect how you feel in real life.

That's easy for you to say!

 

[Why Always Ste]

Damn right it's emotive for me... it's a fucking medical condition, not a joke about what pants somebody is wearing today.

I'll take this personally all the way, it's a serious medical condition and you guys are just taking the piss.

I'm gonna say this shit to be much clearer: Block 109, Row F..... Villa at Home, come and say this joke to my face and see who has the epileptic fit.

are you that cage fighter? why do you always have to resort to violence?

I don't "always resort to violence"

I've had a seizure last night, even though I've been in bed for 8hrs I've probably had 2hrs sleep, I come on Bluemoon to chill out and read stuff about City... and I see this shit.

I just ain't feeling chirpy.

 

[Fame Monster]

You shouldn't tell a joke like that on an open forum.

I tell jokes that are in poor taste, but I tell them to people who won't get offended by them.

 

[lee-mcfc]

Damn right it's emotive for me... it's a fucking medical condition, not a joke about what pants somebody is wearing today.

I'll take this personally all the way, it's a serious medical condition and you guys are just taking the piss.

I'm gonna say this shit to be much clearer: Block 109, Row F..... Villa at Home, come and say this joke to my face and see who has the epileptic fit.

are you that cage fighter? why do you always have to resort to violence?

I don't "always resort to violence"

I've had a seizure last night, even though I've been in bed for 8hrs I've probably had 2hrs sleep, I come on Bluemoon to chill out and read stuff about City... and I see this shit.

I just ain't feeling chirpy.

ok sorry mate didn't know that ,hope your okay

 

[daveduke67]

I'm epileptic and that's bang out of order.

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Now that as funny.This should be a pc free thread maybe i will see some jokes i`ve never heard before.

Go on <a class="postlink" href="http://www.sickipedia.org/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.sickipedia.org/</a> if you want non-pc jokes.


Horses for courses and all that, but I don't think what is essentially a football forum is the best place for jokes that are likely to offend. If we had a sick jokes forum then people who don't like jokes of that nature can avoid them. As it is, it was posted on a general non football topic forum. Even Sickipedia has a warning about its 'likely to offend' content - off topic doesn't.

For the record I do look on sickipedia and find some of the stuff that maybe I shouldn't, funny. It isn't all rape,cancer, illness , pedo stuff btw. I wouldn't post some of it on here though as I respect other peoples opinions on things like this and will stick to 'specialist' sites should I feel the need to share offensive jokes.

And to lighten things up

So Wayne Rooney's dad was arrested after a betting scam on a Motherwell game.

Police apparently became suspicious after hearing somebody had shown an interest in Scottish football.

 

[Cellarite]

Stevie B you lose any kind of sympathy with an attitude like yours.

I have quite a severe stammer, it may not THREATEN my life, but it certainly RUINS it, but do I get offended by it? No, because jokes are supposed to be funny, not reflect how you feel in real life.

That's easy for you to say!

a bloke went to the doctors and said "help me doc, i have trouble pronouncing my "f's" and "th's".

the doctor said "well, you can't say fairer than that!"

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

I know a few paramedics and if you fuckin bastard heard some of the stuff that they come out with you would have an unmentionable.


Leave me alone kev.;)

 

[Mayor West]

Stevie B you lose any kind of sympathy with an attitude like yours.

I have quite a severe stammer, it may not THREATEN my life, but it certainly RUINS it, but do I get offended by it? No, because jokes are supposed to be funny, not reflect how you feel in real life.

That's easy for you to say!

Haha well its easy for me to type, don't know about say!