What's Blue and Doesn't Fit?

[Cellarite]

I know a few paramedics and you heard some of the stuff that they come with you would an unmentionable.

put the drink down, read your sentence again and then try again. have you been on the sauce watching the rugby? get on the page 3 thread, at least you don't have to type more than one word there.

 

[Why Always Ste]

ok Apologies for going sick but I don't need to be reading jokes about E the first thing I do as I wake up from having a seizure in the early hours of the morning.

Not looking for sympathies either, my epilepsy one could say is self-inflicted.

Q: What do you call an epileptic holding a glass of milk?
A: A milkshake.

 

[daveduke67]

I don't "always resort to violence"

I've had a seizure last night, even though I've been in bed for 8hrs I've probably had 2hrs sleep, I come on Bluemoon to chill out and read stuff about City... and I see this shit.

I just ain't feeling chirpy.

And Chirpy the dog is quite pleased about that.

:-P

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Damn right it's emotive for me... it's a fucking medical condition, not a joke about what pants somebody is wearing today.

I'll take this personally all the way, it's a serious medical condition and you guys are just taking the piss.

I'm gonna say this shit to be much clearer: Block 109, Row F..... Villa at Home, come and say this joke to my face and see who has the epileptic fit.

are you that cage fighter? why do you always have to resort to violence?

I don't "always resort to violence"

I've had a seizure last night, even though I've been in bed for 8hrs I've probably had 2hrs sleep, I come on Bluemoon to chill out and read stuff about City... and I see this shit.

I just ain't feeling chirpy.

You won't read much about City on off topic.
It's where we discuss things other than City.
The clue is kinda in the topic title.
Sometimes we make jokes,which is where you step in and threaten folk.
Enjoy your day.


P.S.
What do you call an epileptic in the bath?
A jacuzzi.

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

I know a few paramedics and you heard some of the stuff that they come with you would an unmentionable.

put the drink down, read your sentence again and then try again. have you been on the sauce watching the rugby? get on the page 3 thread, at least you don't have to type more than one word there.

Haha. Bacon roll and phone to blame. It's now had the necessary injection.

 

[stony]

Stevie B you lose any kind of sympathy with an attitude like yours.

I have quite a severe stammer, it may not THREATEN my life, but it certainly RUINS it, but do I get offended by it? No, because jokes are supposed to be funny, not reflect how you feel in real life.

That's easy for you to say!

Haha well its easy for me to type, don't know about say!

My best mate used to stutter but he never let it affect him. He was one of the funniest blokes I knew. If he was struggling on a particular word he would come out with FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFuck it, I'll write it down.

The old **** died a few years ago and I still piss myself laughing at some of the stuff he did.
RIP Drakey you old ball bag.

 

[Cellarite]

I know a few paramedics and you heard some of the stuff that they come with you would an unmentionable.

put the drink down, read your sentence again and then try again. have you been on the sauce watching the rugby? get on the page 3 thread, at least you don't have to type more than one word there.

Haha. Bacon roll and phone to blame. It's now had the necessary injection.

in the word's of roy walker, "it's good, but it's not right." put the cake down and have another go.

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

put the drink down, read your sentence again and then try again. have you been on the sauce watching the rugby? get on the page 3 thread, at least you don't have to type more than one word there.

Haha. Bacon roll and phone to blame. It's now had the necessary injection.

in the word's of roy walker, "it's good, but it's not right." put the cake down and have another go.

Done and I've given you a mention. :0)

 

[SWP's back]

You guys can continue taking the piss out of Epilepsy sufferers but if I ever hear any **** saying these jokes, Couldn't care what team they support - They'll be having seizures for the rest of their lives.

I realize it's an emotive topic for you, but threatening violence on someone for telling a joke, however tasteless, makes you worse than them.
You've just lost whatever moral high ground you were standing on.

You should take the stick out of your arse and lighten up.

This very much.

Grrr

-- Sat Oct 08, 2011 12:54 pm --

Damn right it's emotive for me... it's a fucking medical condition, not a joke about what pants somebody is wearing today.

I'll take this personally all the way, it's a serious medical condition and you guys are just taking the piss.

I'm gonna say this shit to be much clearer: Block 109, Row F..... Villa at Home, come and say this joke to my face and see who has the epileptic fit.

What seat??

Edit: you're a cage fighter. Umm hmm ah I agree. Fuck you tim, you're on your own you big spoon.

 

[Why Always Ste]

I'm not a cage fighter :S

And my seat is 113 Row F so yea you will have a great chance of kicking my ass....