What's the matter with Shrek

[NQblue]

I'm just watching the England game and I am sure Shrek has lost weight but he is playing his normal shite game. What dibilitating illness can he have? Foot and mouth?

Joe just pulled off a good save from that Dipper.

 

[marco]

HIV in his gums through licking bog seats in public lavatories

 

[charliebigspuds]

I think baconface has had all the rag players on a bit of a fitness regime, Berbaflop especially looks like he's lost two stone and looks a better player for it TBH. Maybe Shrek fancies himself as a bit of a sex symbol, he did shave his chest during the world cup afterall

 

[smeeagain]

theres definatly summat up with him

 

[bigsmoke]

word has it that hes been playing about and the story is close to breaking which is why the poor form

 

[NQblue]

Can't be that I don't think. He isn't one of the 3 super injunction merchants.

Anyway who would want to boff a smoker?

 

[harry the plumber]

I had a daft rag come in the pub telling me how he got 4 to 5 for rooney to score anytime.
He wasnt happy when i asked him if it was for the tournament

 

[Stillsy]

were do i start? fucking fat pale and ugly and loves shagging old women

 

[blue dallas]

he's morphing into john Hartson.............Dr who style !




in looks and ability wise !

 

[xmusampa]

grannypornitis !