Not the poshest hotel, but the poshest room I ever stayed in was called the Kintyre suite
Walked into a hotel I always stayed at. Rooms were £60, but when arriving late always haggled it down to £40
Rocked up this one time and they only had one room left
Bearing in mind this is 30 odd years ago, the last room was priced at £100. Haggled it down to £60
The girl on reception said the staff referred to it as room 79 as it was the last room in the hotel
Funniest thing was when at the bar ordering a beer, the barman asked what room and as soon as I said 79 he responded "oh the Kintyre suite "
Went to the restaurant and the maitre de looked at me like a piece of shit
She took my order and asked what room? I responded 79 and she nearly jumped out of her skin