Whats the worst excuse you`ve heard for not attending a game ?

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  1. goalmole

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    I'd love to go but where's Manchester?
     
  2. Cityfan

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    Sounds more like a number two.
     
  3. Bill

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    The prawn sandwich's are Too dear
     
  4. waspish

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    It’s raining.
     
  5. r.soleofsalford

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    rag central the blue part.
    Sorry I cant go I`m going to the wife`s funeral.
     
  6. sdm

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    This was said to me by a rag 100% genuine. "I dont go to old trafford as its too far"

    He lives in droyelsden
     
  7. chaddblue

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    Rags to a mate of mine on the tram "Is this Old Trafford?". Mate "Yes, you need to get off"

    Off they got. It wasn't... it was G-Mex. Don't know if they got to the game, but would love to think they missed it
     
  8. heartman

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    I'm using its too hot tonight. 41° in the shade.
    Prefer to sit on the beach and listen on the radio rather than drive and put up with another pathetic performance.

    (Melbourne City).
     
  9. Sid C

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    Why??
     
  10. OneTonyHenry

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    “Can’t go because I’m getting married”(1997). Wouldn’t mind but I was marrying a Bromley girl and we were only down the road at Charlton away (2-2)

    “I’m going to get that jumper from Stolen from Ivor so you can use my ticket” (1987). Manchester City 10 (Ten) Huddersfield Town 1!!!!
     

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