Whats the worst thing the missus has felt out with you for?

[PaulPowerShower]

Samba - before this carries on are you fit?

No offence but if your not there isnt a lot of point in me being interested in this thread

I dont mean super model fit obv

But can you hold your own?

if you were a bloke - would you smack the back out of you?

Do we have a picture thread? Oh yes i believe we do!

A picture would be bob on thank you.

Can you pot it on here so it makes my life easier

Cheers

 

[SambaBoys]

Samba - before this carries on are you fit?

No offence but if your not there isnt a lot of point in me being interested in this thread

I dont mean super model fit obv

But can you hold your own?

if you were a bloke - would you smack the back out of you?

Do we have a picture thread? Oh yes i believe we do!

A picture would be bob on thank you.

Can you pot it on here so it makes my life easier

Cheers

I didnt realise i had to write a personal ad! Its page ....120-121 Picture thread

 

[AustinBlue]

A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it, and out popped a genie.

The genie said, "OK, You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month, and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three... You only get one wish!"

The man sat, and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm scared to fly, and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?"

The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible!!!

Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete -- how much steel!! No, think of another wish."

The man said, "OK, I'll try to think of a really good wish."

Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive.

So, I wish that I could understand women, know how they feel inside, and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment. Know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say "nothing,", know how to make them truly happy."

The genie said, "Do you want that bridge to be two lanes or four?"

 

[Didsbury Dave]

Samba - before this carries on are you fit?

No offence but if your not there isnt a lot of point in me being interested in this thread

I dont mean super model fit obv

But can you hold your own?

if you were a bloke - would you smack the back out of you?

Yes she is. And intelligent.

I'd move on if I were you mate....

 

[PaulPowerShower]

Samba - before this carries on are you fit?

No offence but if your not there isnt a lot of point in me being interested in this thread

I dont mean super model fit obv

But can you hold your own?

if you were a bloke - would you smack the back out of you?

Yes she is. And intelligent.

I'd move on if I were you mate....

You jealous Dave?

You sound like you have pictures of her all over the walls in the cupboard under your stairs


Anyhoo.....


Can I see a picture or not?

I dont now what 120 -121 means???



Chee

 

[SambaBoys]

Samba - before this carries on are you fit?

No offence but if your not there isnt a lot of point in me being interested in this thread

I dont mean super model fit obv

But can you hold your own?

if you were a bloke - would you smack the back out of you?

Yes she is. And intelligent.

I'd move on if I were you mate....

;)

 

[Wrighty Wrexham]

Sleeping with her best friend now we are no longer togerther

They always over react!

PMSL

Just visited this thread looks like im in for a good read!

 

[Wrighty Wrexham]

My Mrs. didn't speak to me for a day because she dreamt I was seeing someone else.

It gets better and Im only on the first page!

 

[Wrighty Wrexham]

An ex fell out with me for a few days when I pissed all over the front seats and dashboard of her car. I'd held it in for too long after a few pints so I tried pissing in a bottle, but there was only a little bottle of sprite in the footwell. I filled that up too quick and it did that thing where you put ypur finger against a running tap and it goes everywhere, including all over her. I laughed, she didn't.

Awesome!!!!!!!

 

[SambaBoys]

Samba - before this carries on are you fit?

No offence but if your not there isnt a lot of point in me being interested in this thread

I dont mean super model fit obv

But can you hold your own?

if you were a bloke - would you smack the back out of you?

Yes she is. And intelligent.

I'd move on if I were you mate....

You jealous Dave?

You sound like you have pictures of her all over the walls in the cupboard under your stairs


Anyhoo.....


Can I see a picture or not?

I dont now what 120 -121 means???



Chee

Its page 120-121 on the picture thread ...........