Whats the worst thing the missus has felt out with you for?

[PaulPowerShower]

My other half fell out with me for going to the Hamburg game and not his 30th Bday Meal!
We are no longer 2getha! Rag Twat! Humph!

Good grief....

A homosexual at the football.......

Well I never.....

Times they are a changing.....

That made me laugh, do you not think that the fairer sex like football?

Whoooooooooosh......................

 

[Joycee Banercheck]

My other half fell out with me for going to the Hamburg game and not his 30th Bday Meal!
We are no longer 2getha! Rag Twat! Humph!

Good grief....

A homosexual at the football.......

Well I never.....

Times they are a changing.....

That made me laugh, do you not think that the fairer sex like football?

Whoooooooooosh......................

Must be one of those jokes only you understand???

 

[buzzer1]

I tried to donkey punch her but i knocked her out and when she woke up she kicked me out the house and reported me to the police for assault.

Bet you can't beat that!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. BLINDING MATEY. PMSL.

 

[GStar]

Indeed.
Whereas your card shall always be limitless,sweetness.
I take it you're still available for your cinematic debut?
Gstar is having a bath beforehand - thats how keen he is! x

I have been getting ready all week ........ doing my Kegel exercises!
I wont let you down Sir!! lol[/quote]

Fantastic... grab me and don't let go!

 

[GStar]

Indeed.
Whereas your card shall always be limitless,sweetness.
I take it you're still available for your cinematic debut?
Gstar is having a bath beforehand - thats how keen he is! x

I have been getting ready all week ........ doing my Kegel exercises!
I wont let you down Sir!! lol

Fantastic... grab me and don't let go!

 

[SambaBoys]

Indeed.
Whereas your card shall always be limitless,sweetness.
I take it you're still available for your cinematic debut?
Gstar is having a bath beforehand - thats how keen he is! x

I have been getting ready all week ........ doing my Kegel exercises!
I wont let you down Sir!! lol

Fantastic... grab me and don't let go!

Have you really had a bath???? ...........Or did you do wipe your "parts" with baby wipes again?

 

[SambaBoys]

My other half fell out with me for going to the Hamburg game and not his 30th Bday Meal!
We are no longer 2getha! Rag Twat! Humph!

Good grief....

A homosexual at the football.......

Well I never.....

Times they are a changing.....

That made me laugh, do you not think that the fairer sex like football?

Don’t encourage him!! ……. Yes I have no penis and I like football ….*Shock Horror*
Now if you’ll excuse me I have to go and do my husbands tea as apparently we have gone back to 1920s…….

 

[BimboBob]

My other half fell out with me for going to the Hamburg game and not his 30th Bday Meal!
We are no longer 2getha! Rag Twat! Humph!

Good grief....

A homosexual at the football.......

Well I never.....

Times they are a changing.....

That made me laugh, do you not think that the fairer sex like football?

Don’t encourage him!! ……. Yes I have no penis and I like football ….*Shock Horror*
Now if you’ll excuse me I have to go and do my husbands tea as apparently we have gone back to 1920s…….

Tea? At 10am in the morning? Are you mad? You should be making his Breakfast and gentle waking him with a blow job.

Bloody women.

 

[SambaBoys]

Tea? At 10am in the morning? Are you mad? You should be making his Breakfast and gentle waking him with a blow job.

Bloody women.[/quote]

Hes off out to work at 7am! lol Already done that!!!

 

[BimboBob]

Tea? At 10am in the morning? Are you mad? You should be making his Breakfast and gentle waking him with a blow job.

Bloody women.

Hes off out to work at 7am! lol Already done that!!!

You should be bloody working not him.What is this world coming to? Doomed i tell thee...Doomed.