what's wrong with you?

Right side of my neck, shoulder is all in a knot and I can't get it to crack.
Have to go for a big needle in my left knee every six months.
yep, right side of my neck too,
gardening in summer i ripped the long vertical muscle.
all the other muscles around it are tight as fuck trying to protect it,
i have the posture of the elephant man in the mornings.

opposite shoulder for me, the left one.
fuck knows why, but 6 months ago i took to diving into bed at night...
taking a full run at it from the bottom end,
evel knievel style
just for the fun of it..
ended up with a frozen shoulder.

my knees are well sound though.
 
Have a man made Aortic valve in my heart so have to take Warfarin every day forever.
The operation led to Costo Chondritis, weakening of the Cartlidge between the ribs and chest bone (Sternum) = painful, sometimes feels like your having a heart attack.

Asthma. (not severe as long as I take steroid spray and keep away from house dust (like when bed is being made).

High cholesterol no matter what I eat.

Damaged radial cuff in my right arm, very painful when I raise my arm. Hopefully this will go away.

A disc sometimes pops out in my lower back gives me great pain when it does. If someone asks me to help them lift something I just can't for fear of this happening.

Other than that I'm pretty fit and walk about 5 klms a day.
 
My head is fucked,
my neck is fucked,
my shoulders are fucked,
my back is fucked,
my hips are fucked,
my knees are fucked,
my feat are fucked.
In fact the only thing that isn’t fucked anymore, is my cock!
There's quite a few pervs on bluemoon, who will probably be salivating at the prospect of helping you out with your final problem.

I bet you've had loads of PM's already, offering ASSistance.
 

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