what's wrong with you?

[Kippaxpete]

Oh lord it's hard to be humble
When your perfect in every way
I can't wait to look in the mirror
I get better looking each day

Well, if nothing else, you can't spell!

 

[Kippaxpete]

Massive cock

I often wish I had a 12 incher.... instead of this monster!

 

[Kippaxpete]

Knee's fucked
I have OA and really need to speak to my GP about a replacement

You really shouldn't talk about your wife like that.

 

[metalblue]

I see the positives. I was mortgage free at 41, I went to seven new cities abroad last year (tend to hop when watching Wales) and have never really been in any trouble before.

Are you a tramp?

 

[Marklr]

I think i've pulled a muscle in my brain from coughing too much.

 

[metalblue]

Nowt that I know of yet but I’ve got some sort of man MOT at GPs end of the month so I’ll come back with a full list then.

 

[2smokinberyls smockfrocks]

Sure sign of dehydration.

i drank 5 pints of water today because of you and now i've got the squits.
i shan't be taking your advice again, what's wrong with you?

 

[2smokinberyls smockfrocks]

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It’s been a windy ****

if that's a pic of you then i can tell you what's wrong with you.

 

[MCFC Wirral]

Are you a tramp?

You’ve been to The Wirral, haven’t you?

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

Diabetic, but that's under control. It's the sodding leg night-cramps, one leg, both legs, feet, calves, thighs. Up and down like a whores nickers.