What's your dream transfer headline?

[Cobwebcat]

You can only use players we are linked with and those we are trying to bin.

"Nasri in straight swap for Roque Santa Cruz"

 

[M.C.F.C.O.K]

'Jo returns'

 

[Bilboblue]

Wenger quits Arsenal as Nasri sold to City for £5m plus Adebayor.

 

[carlos tevez is a blue]

Joey Barton giving captaincy upon return to City;)

 

[MCC]

Sneijder tells Baconface to, "go shag a donkey" as he signs 4 yeal deal with City.

 

[LoveCity]

"TRIPLE CHICKEN COMBO! Blackburn complete swoop for outcasts Santa Cruz, Bridge, and Bellamy"

 

[glen quagmire]

"Utd manager in spontanious combustion horror"

 

[happy]

Sir Alex Transferred to Genitourinary Unit

''I knew I shouldn't have got in the big bath with Rooney'' admits Reds boss

 

[youngguv]

great thread. hahhahha

 

[leewill31]

messi wants to join the front line of Manchester city with tevez and aguero

"it is my dream" says messi!!!