What's your dream transfer headline?

[MCFC-2011]

''MAN CITY SIGN MESSI FOR £40 A WEEK PLUS £10 GOAL BONUS!!!''

 

[mcfc-mike]

Manchester United sign hitman ''Lowe'' from Bury after releasing Rooney and Hernandez as surpless to requirements,

Baconface admits he shouldnt do his transfer dealings after more than 8 bottles of whiskey.

 

[Tevez City]

Tevez will honor his contract and Hazard joined City.

 

[TCIB]

"Sneijder tells baconface to fuckoff, City get Nasri with proceeds from 50M Tevez sale to Real Madrid"

"Wenger and Baconface caught in comprimizing position at Health Spa, Clubs rocked as they sack both managers"

"Jordan found dead, Police couldn't give a shit"

 

[adrianr]

Man City in Jelly and Ice Cream Shocker
As Fergie Dies
Bouncy Castles to Follow

Congratulations, you just won the thread :D

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

"Liquidator seeks offers for United players."

 

[Clevers]

SUMMER SPENDING LEADS TO ADMINISTRATION FOR UTD


PLATINI AND BLATTER FAIL IN BREWERY PARTY ATTEMPT

 

[eastlands oasis]

Taggart stripped of Knighthood after being caught in a lewd act with Wayne Rooney and Michel Platini

 

[Kippax.]

"MAN CITY SAY NO TO MESSI AS THERES NO ROOM AT THE INN"

L Messi asked Mancini to joint the blue revolution for Mancini to tell him theres no chance!

 

[bluefandk]

Bluefandk signs for City!

:-)