What's your dream transfer headline?

[Matt.D]

Adebayor (and son Kai) on the brink of Madrid move.

 

[Hydemcfc]

Aguero hits debut hatrick as City romp to 5-0 Community Shield victory.

 

[Chrisuk23]

Day 1
"Barton signs for rags"
Day 2
"Barton falls out with fergi"
Day 3
"Barton puts baconface in coma"

 

[r.soleofsalford]

r.soleofsalford wins record £250,000,000 euro lottery. "i was very luck" he said "as i havent bought a ticket in two years"

 

[podgy_rodge]

Day 1
"Barton signs for rags"
Day 2
"Barton falls out with fergi"
Day 3
"Barton puts baconface in coma"

awsome haha

 

[oldhamblue]

thousands greet new signing, all wearing their Messi underpants

 

[Fuzzmaster101]

Entire United squad (barring Johnny Evans) hand in transfer request. "We've had enough of the tyrannical baconfaced arshole" says Vidic.

 

[Daz_Blue]

ADEBAYOR BEATS OFFSIDE TRAP

TEVEZ AND BALOTELLI RUN FOR MANCHESTER MAYOR

 

[manimanc]

"joey barton signs for united,250,000 line the streets to welcome another scouse has been to the theatre of debt..."

 

[Oohvonkyvonky]

Man City in Jelly and Ice Cream Shocker
As Fergie Dies
Bouncy Castles to Follow