What's your neighbour like?

paphos-mcfc

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Are they cool? Nice to talk to, type of people you invite round to the BBQ? Or are they like mine, fucking nosey weirdo bastards who always look over the fence and rummage around the outside of your house when you're out?

Love thy neighbour? not a prayer!
 
Next door is an alkie with a new dog that never shuts up. Already took her cat in as she couldn't look after it.

Always kicks off, usually when she is bladdered. Ambulance 3 times already this year for stomach pains, i think she might snuff it by the time she is 50 (Pancreatitis).
 
Tends to be a bit like this round our way...
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Everyone, and I mean everyone, knows everyone else ;-)
 
my house is the only one on this side of the street, so we have no next door neighbours.

Across the road theres some fit blonde, then some nosey fat bird, then this old couple, then some new couple who seem to randomly wander around their front garden
 
Rushton121 said:
my house is the only one on this side of the street, so we have no next door neighbours.

Across the road theres some fit blonde, then some nosey fat bird, then this old couple, then some new couple who seem to randomly wander around their front garden

And I bet you fancy the arse of the nosey fat bird !!!!
 
on the right side okish people but have CHICKENS in their backgarden :| what make noises at like 10am which is annoying


on the left a popular woman who always has house parties


two doors down though is my ex
 
oakiecokie said:
Rushton121 said:
my house is the only one on this side of the street, so we have no next door neighbours.

Across the road theres some fit blonde, then some nosey fat bird, then this old couple, then some new couple who seem to randomly wander around their front garden

And I bet you fancy the arse of the nosey fat bird !!!!


lol jesus, no thanks

used to have a thing for her twin daughters though :P
 
mine alas,is a fan of the dark side (rangers),but strangely he never cheers their goals on the box.The only time you hear the prick is when a goal is scored against Celtic.(which was quite a fukn lot i may add)
seemingly,he nearly choked on his own spew a few years ago,and this has left him a bit "backward" if you know what i mean.
trying to understand him when he talks is a waste of fukn time....daba butt but Celtic baa duba shit City why you fuk fuk bubb duba like baa haa.
its not tourettes,he's just a prick.

my neighbour on the other side right enough...whoooa
only moved in recently,but certain she's got a Manc accent,and a cracking pair of tits ;))
*note,need to talk to her more*<br /><br />-- Tue Jul 27, 2010 11:19 pm --<br /><br />
lee-mcfc said:
on the right side okish people but have CHICKENS in their backgarden :| what make noises at like 10am which is annoying


on the left a popular woman who always has house parties


two doors down though is my ex
i'd fukn move lee
 

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