What's your neighbour like?

[100%manc]

To the right we have a couple of happy clappy christians. they are ok and dont hear much from them apart form their songs at BBQs but each to their own

to the left we have a German bird who is married to a turkish bloke. fucking noisy , messy bastards. And they are always shagging

Fucking hell the way she screems , she must have an arse like a broken cat flap!

 

[oakiecokie]

mine alas,is a fan of the dark side (rangers),but strangely he never cheers their goals on the box.The only time you hear the prick is when a goal is scored against Celtic.(which was quite a fukn lot i may add)
seemingly,he nearly choked on his own spew a few years ago,and this has left him a bit "backward" if you know what i mean.
trying to understand him when he talks is a waste of fukn time....daba butt but Celtic baa duba shit City why you fuk fuk bubb duba like baa haa.
its not tourettes,he's just a prick.

my neighbour on the other side right enough...whoooa
only moved in recently,but certain she's got a Manc accent,and a cracking pair of tits ;))
*note,need to talk to her more*

-- Tue Jul 27, 2010 11:19 pm --

on the right side okish people but have CHICKENS in their backgarden :| what make noises at like 10am which is annoying


on the left a popular woman who always has house parties


two doors down though is my ex

i'd fukn move lee

Isn`t tourettes a couple of brothers who are at City ???

 

[lee-mcfc]

mine alas,is a fan of the dark side (rangers),but strangely he never cheers their goals on the box.The only time you hear the prick is when a goal is scored against Celtic.(which was quite a fukn lot i may add)
seemingly,he nearly choked on his own spew a few years ago,and this has left him a bit "backward" if you know what i mean.
trying to understand him when he talks is a waste of fukn time....daba butt but Celtic baa duba shit City why you fuk fuk bubb duba like baa haa.
its not tourettes,he's just a prick.

my neighbour on the other side right enough...whoooa
only moved in recently,but certain she's got a Manc accent,and a cracking pair of tits ;))
*note,need to talk to her more*

-- Tue Jul 27, 2010 11:19 pm --

on the right side okish people but have CHICKENS in their backgarden :| what make noises at like 10am which is annoying


on the left a popular woman who always has house parties


two doors down though is my ex

i'd fukn move lee

haha noo am not complaining just the chickens what piss me off.

 

[oakiecokie]

mine alas,is a fan of the dark side (rangers),but strangely he never cheers their goals on the box.The only time you hear the prick is when a goal is scored against Celtic.(which was quite a fukn lot i may add)
seemingly,he nearly choked on his own spew a few years ago,and this has left him a bit "backward" if you know what i mean.
trying to understand him when he talks is a waste of fukn time....daba butt but Celtic baa duba shit City why you fuk fuk bubb duba like baa haa.
its not tourettes,he's just a prick.

my neighbour on the other side right enough...whoooa
only moved in recently,but certain she's got a Manc accent,and a cracking pair of tits ;))
*note,need to talk to her more*

-- Tue Jul 27, 2010 11:19 pm --


i'd fukn move lee

haha noo am not complaining just the chickens what piss me off.

Wish you`d make your fookin mind up.
You want the birds but not the chickens !!
Get a grip !! lol

 

[Bigga]

I had a very nice neighbour 15 years ago. Used to come and wash her car down in short shorts, when I was doing my dishes in my kitchen in the summer.

She took me to the park in her car once and er... well, lets say I was surprised by her actions!!

After that, she let me kidnap her for a weekend!

My, then girlfriend, didn't like her much although I found her to fun!

 

[Banned Tosspot]

I had a very nice neighbour 15 years ago. Used to come and wash her car down in short shorts, when I was doing my dishes in my kitchen in the summer.

She took me to the park in her car once and er... well, lets say I was surprised by her actions!!

After that, she let me kidnap her for a weekend!

My, then girlfriend, didn't like her much although I found her to fun!

Another unbelievable story.

 

[lee-mcfc]

haha noo am not complaining just the chickens what piss me off.

Wish you`d make your fookin mind up.
You want the birds but not the chickens !!
Get a grip !! lol

woah am so tired that im confused

 

[TTTCITYBHOY]

mine alas,is a fan of the dark side (rangers),but strangely he never cheers their goals on the box.The only time you hear the prick is when a goal is scored against Celtic.(which was quite a fukn lot i may add)
seemingly,he nearly choked on his own spew a few years ago,and this has left him a bit "backward" if you know what i mean.
trying to understand him when he talks is a waste of fukn time....daba butt but Celtic baa duba shit City why you fuk fuk bubb duba like baa haa.
its not tourettes,he's just a prick.

my neighbour on the other side right enough...whoooa
only moved in recently,but certain she's got a Manc accent,and a cracking pair of tits ;))
*note,need to talk to her more*

-- Tue Jul 27, 2010 11:19 pm --


i'd fukn move lee

Isn`t tourettes a couple of brothers who are at City ???

yaya you're correct,been on the kolo tonight mate ;)

 

[oakiecokie]

I had a very nice neighbour 15 years ago. Used to come and wash her car down in short shorts, when I was doing my dishes in my kitchen in the summer.

She took me to the park in her car once and er... well, lets say I was surprised by her actions!!

After that, she let me kidnap her for a weekend!

My, then girlfriend, didn't like her much although I found her to fun!

She took you to the park in her car and then you became suprised at her actions ?
What did she do ??
Give you a fooking push on the swings ?????

 

[TTTCITYBHOY]

I had a very nice neighbour 15 years ago. Used to come and wash her car down in short shorts, when I was doing my dishes in my kitchen in the summer.

She took me to the park in her car once and er... well, lets say I was surprised by her actions!!

After that, she let me kidnap her for a weekend!

My, then girlfriend, didn't like her much although I found her to fun!

She took you to the park in her car and then you became suprised at her actions ?
What did she do ??
Give you a fooking push on the swings ?????

naw,she washed the fukn car....no wank,no bj fuk all