What's your neighbour like?

[glen quagmire]

To the left, absolute belter.
To the right, retarded weirdo's. The lot of them, the biggest example of a defective gene pool, ever.

 

[leighton]

I have a right fucking slag next door to me whos a pamper woman who keep beeping her horn. Her mother has a mouth like a fog horn you can fucking hear her before you see her. I dont mind parties but when there parties turn out to fighting it gets a bit on my tits. Some nights I often wanted to go in with a baseball bat and do damage.
On the other side we have a lovely old age pensioner living with her son who a rag bastard but keeps to himself. Wont bring the mother down to the shops lazy taxi driver bastard so it is left to my ma or da to go in to her to see if she is alright for stuff from the shops. A fucking joke of a son lazy bastard knocked down his gate but wont put it back up. Its only a matter of time before some fucker tries and rob the place when hes out.
Not only that there a couple of weeks ago it all kicked off with other neighbours. A bloke I used to hang around with back when we were younger got pushed off a wall when he was talking to a neighbour. Gets up and pushes her away. Next the screams of junkie bastard your dead you are. 1 hour later her partner comes home with 2 stab wounds to his shoulder and side of his face. We latter found out that he smashed a golf club over the bloke I used to hang around and him and his brother done a number on him. Some weeks it quite as fuck other weeks its like World War 3. Found out that the old mate is going to get sorted out by our other neighbours over this its all crazy said it to him to get out while he can but he thinks hes untouchable.

 

[Rokel1]

2003 My wife and I just scraped the money together for a starter home, didn't do enough research on the area, totally wet behind the ears -

Morning after we moved in the neighbours 4 scrotty kids (4,7,9,13 roughly) knocked on the door to ask me "giz a quid for our TV, my mam needs it" (for their coin slot tv).
There begins the realisation that we had bought into a horror house + street. The mum was the scragliest, dole cheating, dirtiest woman I have ever heard about or seen. She ran a brothel from her house(the other side of my semi) including actual red light in upstairs window! loads of horror nights with music so loud you thought you might die if it went on any longer, they trespassed into our garden and vandalized stuff whenever the drunken mood took them, dangerous dogs loose outside our shared front path, police helicopter chase centred on our house at 3am. I had to ring the police on 2-3 occasions when she was getting beat up by customers, random women, drunk boyfriend/pimp. We had to sell the house at a massive loss & were really flukey to con some other first time buyer into taking it :(

2010 - We now live in a lovely quiet street, young couple with a 3yr old on one side, chats to me over the garden fence, lends we tools etc. Other side a really quiet strange old couple, she wears a pink housecoat most days and picks up cat poo off her front lawn every morning using little plastic bags, whilst the bloke potters in the garden (yet the garden consists of a 100% grass square + 1 normal sized garden shed) no idea what he does to pass the time, but hes always outside. Total bliss compared to how we lived.

 

[Bluebird1]

I'm really lucky with my neighbours.

Single guy on the left of me, he's a very nice guy (despite being a rag) and is very thoughtful when he comes home late with his mates after a night out. Someone always cranks the music up but he always turns it down:-)

Young couple on the right of me, got up one Sunday morning to find a note from them on my doormat. Some b*****d had put my car window through in the early hours (I didn't hear them), he'd heard it but they'd done a runner by the time he got out. He'd gone out in the pouring rain to tape a bin bag over the window so that it didn't rain in. He had put the note through the door cos he knew that knocking on the door at that time would have scared me.

 

[waterloo blue]

Got an odd couple to the left he's Chinese fat mid twenties,she's a glamour same age,but caucasian.
Both drive BMW's,this years model very rarely do you see them together,as I think he works away and it appears she doesn't work.
The weird thing is in 14 months since we moved in,niether of them have even acknowledged our presence.
Our other neighbours are a retired couple who are always away travelling,or at their beach house down the coast,brilliant.
Left our last house because of our neighbours and the noise just after the wife had the baby,or I'd be typing this from the nick.
The courier delivering their coke came to my place once and I took it thinking it was a present for the baby,funny they never asked for it back.