What's your neighbour like?

[simonr555]

Neighbours to our right are a lovely elderly couple with a stunning grandaughter who I've become quite close to down the years. To our left the bloke is alright, his son is okay but proper dim, however, his wife and daughter are a pain in the arse with faces to match.

 

[kronkonite]

A divorce waiting to happen

their kids are nice though

Prob what keeps em together

Never spoken to em mind

 

[squirtyflower]

I'm such an excellent neighbour that when they moved last week, after seventeen years of neighbourly love, they didn't even tell us!

 

[Bigga]

I had a very nice neighbour 15 years ago. Used to come and wash her car down in short shorts, when I was doing my dishes in my kitchen in the summer.

She took me to the park in her car once and er... well, lets say I was surprised by her actions!!

After that, she let me kidnap her for a weekend!

My, then girlfriend, didn't like her much although I found her to fun!

She took you to the park in her car and then you became suprised at her actions ?
What did she do ??
Give you a fooking push on the swings ?????

Absolute truth.

She led me through Debdale Park, where there's sh*t loads of trees and whilst I'm looking around all nervous, she had her shorts down telling me to 'get in quick'!!

Of course I was surprised!! Never said no, though!

Some people think stories on here are always made up. They're just idiots as they have boring lives!

My life has been... 'adventurous', at times...

But, I'm married now!!

 

[Jake The Muss]

Hate my neighbours, heres why.
my neighbour is a rag and on derby day i had my hair sprayed blue(i am only 12). He seen me and my family all dressed up in blue and with our flags getting raedy to go in the car to COMs and all that so he came out and said you wont be laughing at the end when we batter you. At the time i thought it was just banter so i said no you wont.
Anyway we all know the score,we were all gutted but we decided to go in our local and he was tghere. We had drinks and all that but then he came in and went right into my face and said i told you you wont be laughing, city never will win anything. He said it angrily that what made me angry so i kissed my badge and asked is your shirt in the wash. He walked away.

 

[Rushton121]

Hate my neighbours, heres why.
my neighbour is a rag and on derby day i had my hair sprayed blue(i am only 12). He seen me and my family all dressed up in blue and with our flags getting raedy to go in the car to COMs and all that so he came out and said you wont be laughing at the end when we batter you. At the time i thought it was just banter so i said no you wont.
Anyway we all know the score,we were all gutted but we decided to go in our local and he was tghere. We had drinks and all that but then he came in and went right into my face and said i told you you wont be laughing, city never will win anything. He said it angrily that what made me angry so i kissed my badge and asked is your shirt in the wash. He walked away.

Good lad

 

[BlueMo']

My neighbours are sound.
Few hundred yards away either side.
A good distance so we/they can
make as much noise as we/they like.
Lovely people though, always willing
to do a favour if needed and likewise us.
I don't miss living in a Blackley 2up
2 down anyway.
That was a different matter altogether!

 

[JC 11]

Remember findus crispy pancakes??? well thats the smell that greets me when our neighbours open their back door oh and combine that with ammonia !!The poor dog has never been for a walk .

 

[mrbelfry]

I think my neighbour posts on here but I've been too scared to ask in case he thinks I'm a gimp. TBF we are probably bad neighbours so if someone posts on here that their neighbour is a scruffy muppet, with kids that have stupid names and are constantly throwing their balls over the wall into their garden, and that make tons of noise especially on a monday night then he probably lives next to me.

The other side is red but am pretty lucky that I've never had any problems with either of them and they both seem pretty sound. Used to live above a blind guy though who had no concept of night and day (I guess because it was always dark for him) - he'd always come in dead late at night, run a bath and play Edelweiss.

edit: just checked the post history of the guy I thought it was but it isn't my neighbour. Feeling way too stalkerish now though. The guy next door though is blue through and through so I wouldn't be surprised if he's on here. Alright mate!

 

[mackenzie]

On one side we have the widow. Lost her husband last year. He was 91 and she is not far behind. Very nice lady, very family orientated, but not easy to get to know (despite the fact that we have been neighbours for almost 16 years). The widow, Phoebe, will probably get to about a hundred or so because even now she does her own weeding and gardening. She can blow hot or cold though with regards to talking or smiling, probably because she has lived at the house since about 1940 and she always see the rest of us on the street as mere temporary interlopers. She's a strange one at times but I admire her. And she always helps me out if I need to knock on and ask.

The other side are a couple in their late thirties, moved in a couple of years ago. They have two boys, very well behaved kids.

We have been pretty lucky to be fair.