What's your record for getting knockbacks from women in the one night?

[Magicpole]

I went back to Uni in my 20's and one night my pal and I were up the Union surveying the scene from one of the bars.

I was telling him my theory that if any woman sees another woman reject you she is more inclined to do the same, regardless if she actually fancied you or not.

I decided to show him what I meant. We went down to the dance floor and I looked for the most beautiful but knew it woman I could see and I told him to follow behind me.

I asked beautiful but cuntish to dance and to be fair she played a blinder by looking at me as if I had just shit on her sling backs.

We're off.

I proceeded to the next , no thanks,

I'm dancing with my pal,

fuck off twat,

Are you serious

Drop dead

Keep walking

That sort of vibe.

I counted 18 straight on the trot. What made it worse is that I missed out on cutting some serious shapes to really good songs.

This works even better if you ask a women who is really ugly. She thinks you are taking the piss and refuses. You know the rest.

Later that evening I did snag a very attractive woman but she hadn't seen my demonstration, but she wholeheartedly agreed she would have bounced me too.

The moral of this story is don't be too fucking obvious when your moving in, if you have to move out do it smiling and maybe give a little goodbye wave as you would your pals sister.

Anybody beat 18 in a row on the one sortie?

 

[BimboBob]

I had a mate in my younger years who had the unfortunate nickname of "mullet". Mainly due to his fish like lower lip. This didn't stop him pulling every time he went out. He used a simple technique which went like this...

"Do you fancy a fuck?"

He would ask every woman he met who would respond with the same sort of words that you achieved but with added face slapping but by the end of the night he would wave us goodbye on the arm of some old stoat and disappear out of the pub door.

They weren't lookers though by any stretch of the imagination.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Sounds like you're generally considered as a minger by the female species mate ; ) If you're ginger, god help you. Lakey will have your ginger bollocks in no time lol

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Nope. Dont chase women like that, never have and never will. There is no point, as much as we like to delude ourselves, the balance of power in the art of 'pulling' lies with the lady and there is no point trying to affect that because you will just make a cock end of yourself trying. They like you or they dont, let them come to you. You can influence this by simply smiling, a polite hello to show interest, and then completely ignoring them. I have been one of the finest swordsmiths I know, if I say so myself.

 

[BimboBob]

Nope. Dont chase women like that, never have and never will. There is no point, as much as we like to delude ourselves, the balance of power in the art of 'pulling' lies with the lady and there is no point trying to affect that because you will just make a cock end of yourself trying. They like you or they dont, let them come to you. You can influence this by simply smiling, a polite hello to show interest, and then completely ignoring them. I have been one of the finest swordsmiths I know, if I say so myself.

Indeed.

I have always said that 100 men in a room and a woman can have her pick. 100 women in a room and the man would struggle.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

I had a mate in my younger years who had the unfortunate nickname of "mullet". Mainly due to his fish like lower lip. This didn't stop him pulling every time he went out. He used a simple technique which went like this...

"Do you fancy a fuck?"

He would ask every woman he met who would respond with the same sort of words that you achieved but with added face slapping but by the end of the night he would wave us goodbye on the arm of some old stoat and disappear out of the pub door.

They weren't lookers though by any stretch of the imagination.

I had a house mate from Wigan who employed this technique, he used to pull horrors and weirdos, after about 15-20 slaps around the face. One night he came back with a really good looking, nice girl, we were all gobsmacked, he went out with her for a couple of weeks but it didnt last, he was, well from Wigan after all.

 

[Chippy_boy]

I went back to Uni in my 20's and one night my pal and I were up the Union surveying the scene from one of the bars.

I was telling him my theory that if any woman sees another woman reject you she is more inclined to do the same, regardless if she actually fancied you or not.

I decided to show him what I meant. We went down to the dance floor and I looked for the most beautiful but knew it woman I could see and I told him to follow behind me.

I asked beautiful but cuntish to dance and to be fair she played a blinder by looking at me as if I had just shit on her sling backs.

We're off.

I proceeded to the next , no thanks,

I'm dancing with my pal,

fuck off twat,

Are you serious

Drop dead

Keep walking

That sort of vibe.

I counted 18 straight on the trot. What made it worse is that I missed out on cutting some serious shapes to really good songs.

This works even better if you ask a women who is really ugly. She thinks you are taking the piss and refuses. You know the rest.

Later that evening I did snag a very attractive woman but she hadn't seen my demonstration, but she wholeheartedly agreed she would have bounced me too.

The moral of this story is don't be too fucking obvious when your moving in, if you have to move out do it smiling and maybe give a little goodbye wave as you would your pals sister.

Anybody beat 18 in a row on the one sortie?

You're clearly either quasimodo on a bad hair day, or you could perhaps improve your technique a tad? I am no Justin Timberlake but even my efforts are spectacularly successful compared to yours.

 

[Chippy_boy]

I had a mate in my younger years who had the unfortunate nickname of "mullet". Mainly due to his fish like lower lip. This didn't stop him pulling every time he went out. He used a simple technique which went like this...

"Do you fancy a fuck?"

He would ask every woman he met who would respond with the same sort of words that you achieved but with added face slapping but by the end of the night he would wave us goodbye on the arm of some old stoat and disappear out of the pub door.

They weren't lookers though by any stretch of the imagination.

I know a bloke who used a similar technique with similar results. I hestate to use the words success, bearing in mind some of the species he had to do the business with.

 

[Magicpole]

Lads lads , I am not a minger. Ask anybody. The fact that I had no problem ever getting on with women was the point of the exercise.

If I was a minger then obviously my theory would be less striking.

The fact that someone who never had problems would be rejected in quick succession showed that it was peer pressure. Not wanting to take the last persons reject.

If the first woman had said yes then it would have died in it's arse as an experiment. Picking the one I dud was deliberate. She was a whacky out there type and I in top hat tails and a natty cane were not her thing.

Trouble nipping women? Please. :)

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Who did you used to be before Magicpole?