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What's your record for getting knockbacks from women in the one night?
- Thread starter Magicpole
- Start date
I lamented its loss on the train thread, whilst wanting to read the original shitbag/slap thread.
BM rule No1. Sleeping shitbags should always be given a slap.
gordondaviesmoustache
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My latest squeeze is a Weegie. She'd definitely kick the fuck out of @stony if you'd like her to oblige.Joined about a week before the first game. The brutal humour and disdain and at times hostility is something that Glaswegians enjoy as part of our mindset and culture.
You cunts are obviously the same,
Paul Lake's Left Knee
Well-Known Member
See proof I am new. :(
And as for the reading? I have someone who does that for me and types my messages.
And you fuckers want to leave the Union, see the English do have their uses. If Jeanette Krankie got her way, you'd have nobody left to read and write for you.
My latest squeeze is a Wedgie. She'd definitely kick the fuck out of @stony if you'd like her to oblige.
That's a bit harsh mate. I know I'm not the hardest man in the world but I could hold my own against a skidmarked gusset.
On second thoughts, what an appalling image. Holding my own against a skidmarked gusset. I really need to start thinking about what I post before I post it.
dronefromsector7G
Well-Known Member
Reverse Clarkied there StonyThey're taking the piss you daft ****.
I think
Reverse Clarkied there Stony
I think
It's good either way. I'll just do what every other fucker does and claim a triple clarkie.
Magicpole
Well-Known Member
That's a bit harsh mate. I know I'm not the hardest man in the world but I could hold my own against a skidmarked gusset.
On second thoughts, what an appalling image. Holding my own against a skidmarked gusset. I really need to start thinking about what I post before I post it.
Don't! That's an image that will take a long time to erase. But funny.
dronefromsector7G
Well-Known Member
There is always that.It's good either way. I'll just do what every other fucker does and claim a triple clarkie.
Paul Lake's Left Knee
Well-Known Member
It's good either way. I'll just do what every other fucker does and claim a triple clarkie.
They dont exist, I dont believe in them, just a thick cunts way of making out they were in on the joke all along. About as real as Gary Barlow's tax returns.