Mancini, Wenger and the others ruining football
We all know that Stoke get an unfair amount of stick for trying to play the game the right way and in the spirit that it's intended, when really they should be playing tippy-tappy, stamping on the opposition's testes and diving all over the pitch. Always have, really.
At the moment, of course, Stoke are ruining football. Coming into the Premier League, showing up incompetent managers like Roberto Mancini. How dare they present teams with something out of the usual tedious tippy-tappy mould by playing a real, hard-but-fair game on a slightly smaller pitch.
After last night I wondered what hypocrite Arsene Wenger would think about this plan.
There are now so many teams in the First Division (as it is, really) that decide that their team should not have to suffer the indignity of being tackled and who have decided that the game should no longer be a contact sport.
We've already seen Walcott attack a Burnley play for a perfectly executed sliding tackle, Wenger attack Craig Gardner for winning the ball and Vieira dive on the floor and stamp on Glenn Whelan's testes for tackling him.
Surely we want more than this in the 'best league in the world'?
The attitude of some of these clubs it pitiable, whether they play home or away, and goes against the founding principles of the working man's ballet.
So perhaps the likes of Parry Gook (or whatever his name is) at Man City should be a bit more embarrassed about the conduct of his players and manager. Perhaps even replace them with proper football teams with a real history like Stoke, like Preston, West Brom, Derby and Notts County. In other words, the 12 founder members of the football league.
I for one will be glad to see the backs of the likes of Manchester City, Arsenal, Manchester United, Chelsea and Liverpool as they're just killing the game, aren't they?
It's not about cheating, diving and corrupting referees. It's about going out there, playing the game physically but fairly like Stoke, throwing your body on the line and fighting for the team in every single match, entertaining the supporters by creating chances instead of boring the life out of everyone by playing halfway line tippy tappy.
It's about at least going out there with the right attitude.
The spirit in which you play the game isn't measured by your tactics or your success, but how you conduct yourself.
Maybe you should remember this.