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John Peel's "Home Truths", wait, shopping, wait, football on the radio- 36 hours in labour !!!
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When a child is born?
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Not to mention the blue eyes and cloven hooves.SWP's back said:Googled to see as a White man, how it's possible to have a brown baby, with a tail.
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Yeah it ws odd. That's why we killed it with fire.Gaylord du Bois said:Not to mention the blue eyes and cloven hooves.SWP's back said:Googled to see as a White man, how it's possible to have a brown baby, with a tail.
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It's the only way.SWP's back said:Yeah it ws odd. That's why we killed it with fire.Gaylord du Bois said:Not to mention the blue eyes and cloven hooves.SWP's back said:Googled to see as a White man, how it's possible to have a brown baby, with a tail.
pauldominic
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mackenzie said:Went through painful sodding agony for 30 hours.
Without gas and air. You win the prize.
I was sat next to her in hospital trying to understand her pain and telling her to squeeze my hand when it got more painful.
pauldominic said:mackenzie said:Went through painful sodding agony for 30 hours.
Without gas and air. You win the prize.
I was sat next to her in hospital trying to understand her pain and telling her to squeeze my hand when it got more painful.
I bit his hand. Very hard.
I was so tired and completely out of it on gas and air after 30 hours I crawled up the delivery table on my hands and knees and told the staff to all fuck off when they wanted to try a forceps delivery. I was only 18 and usually extremely polite.
Trust me when I say that for a woman it isn't dignified or even remotely profound at the time. It's just horrible, well it was for me anyway.
The baby at the end of it is good though ;-)
pauldominic
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mackenzie said:pauldominic said:mackenzie said:Went through painful sodding agony for 30 hours.
Without gas and air. You win the prize.
I was sat next to her in hospital trying to understand her pain and telling her to squeeze my hand when it got more painful.
I bit his hand. Very hard.
I was so tired and completely out of it on gas and air after 30 hours I crawled up the delivery table on my hands and knees and told the staff to all fuck off when they wanted to try a forceps delivery. I was only 18 and usually extremely polite.
Trust me when I say that for a woman it isn't dignified or even remotely profound at the time. It's just horrible, well it was for me anyway.
The baby at the end of it is good though ;-)
That's what call spirit!
The midwives got a blanket, handed me the child and politely sent me away (aka something else).
The baby is worth everything.
pauldominic said:mackenzie said:pauldominic said:Without gas and air. You win the prize.
I was sat next to her in hospital trying to understand her pain and telling her to squeeze my hand when it got more painful.
I bit his hand. Very hard.
I was so tired and completely out of it on gas and air after 30 hours I crawled up the delivery table on my hands and knees and told the staff to all fuck off when they wanted to try a forceps delivery. I was only 18 and usually extremely polite.
Trust me when I say that for a woman it isn't dignified or even remotely profound at the time. It's just horrible, well it was for me anyway.
The baby at the end of it is good though ;-)
That's what call spirit!
The midwives got a blanket, handed me the child and politely sent me away (aka something else).
The baby is worth everything.
I'm definitely coming back as a man next time, it's so much easier ;-)
BulgarianPride
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mackenzie said:pauldominic said:mackenzie said:I bit his hand. Very hard.
I was so tired and completely out of it on gas and air after 30 hours I crawled up the delivery table on my hands and knees and told the staff to all fuck off when they wanted to try a forceps delivery. I was only 18 and usually extremely polite.
Trust me when I say that for a woman it isn't dignified or even remotely profound at the time. It's just horrible, well it was for me anyway.
The baby at the end of it is good though ;-)
That's what call spirit!
The midwives got a blanket, handed me the child and politely sent me away (aka something else).
The baby is worth everything.
I'm definitely coming back as a man next time, it's so much easier ;-)
As it has been scientifically proven, nothing hurts more than a man being hit in the balls.
BulgarianPride said:mackenzie said:pauldominic said:That's what call spirit!
The midwives got a blanket, handed me the child and politely sent me away (aka something else).
The baby is worth everything.
I'm definitely coming back as a man next time, it's so much easier ;-)
As it has been scientifically proven, nothing hurts more than a man being hit in the balls.
Actually, I think a heart attack was cited as the worst pain a man could feel. And childbirth was rated higher on the pain threshold.