When a child is born?

[2sheikhs]

She was in labour for 12 hours for the 1st born. The midwife asked me if I'd had anything to eat. I said no and she went and got me a cheese salad sandwich and a chicken tikka.

 

[ChrisNUFC]

My first born took 27 hours to arrive (after the 9 month incubation period obviously)

I Mainly tested out the gas and air (to ensure it was functioning ok you understand)and went out for about 20/30 cigs with one of me pals whose missus was also in labour couple rooms down, and caught some shut eye.

 

[moon]

I watched City v Aston Villa on TV in the hospital while my daughter was being born, just kept popping back to make sure she was ok.

The important question is


What was the score?

 

[BlueHammer85]

My girlfreind had a water birth, looked like a nice jaccuzi, they played whale music, had a laver lamp on , the gas/air and the whole labour meant she was nearly sleeping lol

was 5 hours, i held her hand throughout, not knowing if the baby was mine or not! 6am , 14th May she was born

 

[Blootoof]

Googled to see as a White man, how it's possible to have a brown baby, with a tail.

You sure she didn't just have a crap?

 

[silva_hart]

Went through painful sodding agony for 30 hours.

Without gas and air. You win the prize.

I was sat next to her in hospital trying to understand her pain and telling her to squeeze my hand when it got more painful.

I bit his hand. Very hard.

I was so tired and completely out of it on gas and air after 30 hours I crawled up the delivery table on my hands and knees and told the staff to all fuck off when they wanted to try a forceps delivery. I was only 18 and usually extremely polite.
Trust me when I say that for a woman it isn't dignified or even remotely profound at the time. It's just horrible, well it was for me anyway.
The baby at the end of it is good though ;-)

Jesus. I feel sorry for you! Everyone was proud of how well I did and how quick I got her out. Gas and air was amazing, made it much easier. I just wanted it over with so popped her out pretty fast lol. Couldn't imagine doing it for 30 hours.
A lot of admiration for that!

 

[glen quagmire]

My girlfreind had a water birth, looked like a nice jaccuzi, they played whale music, had a laver lamp on , the gas/air and the whole labour meant she was nearly sleeping lol

was 5 hours, i held her hand throughout, not knowing if the baby was mine or not! 6am , 14th May she was born

Ladiest and gentleman, welcome to gay town.

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Without gas and air. You win the prize.

I was sat next to her in hospital trying to understand her pain and telling her to squeeze my hand when it got more painful.

I bit his hand. Very hard.

I was so tired and completely out of it on gas and air after 30 hours I crawled up the delivery table on my hands and knees and told the staff to all fuck off when they wanted to try a forceps delivery. I was only 18 and usually extremely polite.
Trust me when I say that for a woman it isn't dignified or even remotely profound at the time. It's just horrible, well it was for me anyway.
The baby at the end of it is good though ;-)

Jesus. I feel sorry for you! Everyone was proud of how well I did and how quick I got her out. Gas and air was amazing, made it much easier. I just wanted it over with so popped her out pretty fast lol. Couldn't imagine doing it for 30 hours.
A lot of admiration for that!

Feel sorry for her?? She bit his hand ffs!!

 

[BlueHammer85]

My girlfreind had a water birth, looked like a nice jaccuzi, they played whale music, had a laver lamp on , the gas/air and the whole labour meant she was nearly sleeping lol

was 5 hours, i held her hand throughout, not knowing if the baby was mine or not! 6am , 14th May she was born

Ladiest and gentleman, welcome to gay town.