When Do I Tell The Wife..

[5 Hit Gibbon]

That you are bored and want to take on a male lover?

 

[NatalieM008]

She'll probably already know after seeing the high heels in your wardrobe.

Hahahahahahahaha!!!

 

[Jesus H Gabz]

Nice set of Erling cushions will finish the look……btw you’ve left your blinds open, may I suggest net curtains if you’re going to continue on this path :)

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

I'll give her the heads up shortly, shes busy a minute

 

[Barcon]

I'll give her the heads up shortly, shes busy a minute

No need for bragging mate.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Say it's been there since you moved in and you're worried about her hallucinations

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

That you love Kevin de Bruyne more than you love her?

My ex said I loved City more than I loved her. I told her I loved united more than I loved her.

 

[bluethrunthru]

by post card from your secret lair in South America?

 

[pluto]

She will notice its not level , comment and carry on

 

[BlueHammer85]

That you needed West Ham to win you the PL?