When was the last time you soiled yourself?

Bluebird1 said:
bluemonday said:
We've all done, burds included. Admit it.

No, I've never done that!

My missus dropped a wet one whilst sunbathing on the beach in the med this summer and spattered her hotel beach towel in the process. Luckily the dutch tourists next door were taking a dip in the ocean so she done a quick swap with their identical towel. Job done.
 
Adidas Barry Silkman said:
Bluebird1 said:
No, I've never done that!

My missus dropped a wet one whilst sunbathing on the beach in the med this summer and spattered her hotel beach towel in the process. Luckily the dutch tourists next door were taking a dip in the ocean so she done a quick swap with their identical towel. Job done.


Good work by Mrs Silkman, knowing the Dutch they'd have got off on that, the pervy bastards.
 
i puked AND shit at the same time years ago. nothing. not even a blue peter badge.
 
clairepartyring said:
Bluemonday......................get them in the wash or just chuck em!!!!

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Do they come with last seasons city hoody?
 
bluemonday said:
Adidas Barry Silkman said:
My missus dropped a wet one whilst sunbathing on the beach in the med this summer and spattered her hotel beach towel in the process. Luckily the dutch tourists next door were taking a dip in the ocean so she done a quick swap with their identical towel. Job done.


Good work by Mrs Silkman, knowing the Dutch they'd have got off on that, the pervy bastards.


They were skiddy-dipping!
 
There was a post on here a few months ago about a lad who shit the bed and blamed it on his missus who was asleep. It was the funniest thing i've ever read. Someone who knows what their doing find it. Hilarious
 

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