When you are drunk

[emptypockets]

Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: ..................................................................................................!
Stranger: where are you from?
You: so last night there was a stranger outside my house a peeping tom and i was all scared like...
Stranger: what did you do then>
Stranger: ?
You: pulled out my daddy's shotgun and shoot at him.... might off hit him i don't know
Stranger: well thats not good enough
You: it was dark but he was trespassing
Stranger: when in doubt
Stranger: give him a clout
You: why when i can just shoot him
Stranger: true, true
You: i wanna kill him i'm a 16yr old virgin blonde smoking hot nun
You: with big tittys
Stranger: nice
Stranger: are you from arkansas?
You: i know but my big tittys do give me a sore back
You: no i'm from germany
Stranger: eurgh
You: i like bif frank furters
You: big*
You: do u like big frank furters
Stranger: never tried em
Stranger: had a few rot wurst in my time though
Stranger: and curry wurst
You: nice
Stranger: lol
You: oh i have to go my elder lesbian sister(nun) wants to play with me... last time she gave me a drink and i passed out
You: next day when i woke i had a sore fanni
Stranger: lol
Stranger: pwnd
You: no she would never not to god.. the bed post was wet though
You: maybe i sat on it
Stranger: ok
You: as a nun we arn't allowed sex or dildo's so bed post and carrots have to do
Stranger: any sharing these warped sexual experiences on "omegle" is fine?
You: no GOD wouldn't let me ..
You: last time i disobeyed God he made me chop off my little toe
You: and give him a b-job
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

you fuckin **** that was me lol

 

[The Beast 111]

2610 users onlineConnecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: omg i feel so alive
Stranger: hey
Stranger: i feel so dead
You: really
Stranger: yeah.
You: i just got out of prision so im so happy
Stranger: oh
You: i found god while i was in there
Stranger: how long were you there for
You: 6 years
Stranger: whoa
You: theres no need to feel dead my son life will soon sort its self out look up and you will see god looking down on you
Stranger: yes but i dont feel that way
Stranger: my boyfriend of over a year said he no longer loved me and i havent spoken to him in a week
Stranger: i am devastated
Stranger: like i would rather die than feel this way
You: there is more to life than love friend boys are bad you should turn to women
You: like now
You: go and muff dive
Stranger: whoa youre a jerk

i felt really bad at the end coz she was really upset hahahahaha fuck it

 

[The Beast 111]

You: i wanna kill myself
Stranger: Can I help?
You: i dunno
You: i wanna die tonight i have the rope ready
Stranger: woman DONT BE FUCKING PUSSY AND JUST FUCKING DO IT!


FUCKING ARSEHOLE!

 

[Anonymous]

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[Stephen Ireland's pants]

It makes me angry when I meet chick's with dicks and dicks with leaf blowers. What's that all about? I will blow my leaves into your area/ garden so you look a scruffy ****.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

It makes me angry when I meet chick's with dicks and dicks with leaf blowers. What's that all about? I will blow my leaves into your area/ garden so you look a scruffy ****.

Can't understand why you bumped a 15 year old thread with twaddle unless you've had your drink spiked by a ladyboy with a leaf blower? : /

 

[jimharri]

And today's "bump of the day" award goes to.....

 

[Stephen Ireland's pants]

Can't understand why you bumped a 15 year old thread with twaddle unless you've had your drink spiked by a ladyboy with a leaf blower? : /

I was looking for the things that make you angry thread, and this popped up .

 

[Stephen Ireland's pants]

Can't understand why you bumped a 15 year old thread with twaddle unless you've had your drink spiked by a ladyboy with a leaf blower? : /

You're not a gardener are you ?