When you are drunk

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: G'day
Stranger: ok f/m?
You: M
You: yourself?
Stranger: i'm a female
You: nice
You: asl
Stranger: you first
You: 45/austrailia
Stranger: really?
You: no
You have disconnected.
 
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Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: <a class="postlink" href="http://www.obamamovie.tk" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">www.obamamovie.tk</a> watch it, check the facts pass it on
Stranger: do you have any questions
You: what is it
Stranger: it is a movie about how the american government has been hijacked by the central banks of the world
You: all of them??
Stranger: all of them, any country with a central bank
Stranger: which is most
Stranger: is part of this globalist agenda
You: just central banks or river banks too??
Stranger: no
You: so river banks are safe??
Stranger: lol
Stranger: yes
You: not if u fall in
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: whats your name?
You: just saying!!


Love this thread and I'm not even drunk yet tonight!!
 
OMG, i just pretended to be a girl, and some scouse guy give me his number!!!!

Stranger: M or f
You: f
You: u
Stranger: M
You: :P
Stranger: Name
You: vanessa
You: u
Stranger: Allan
Stranger: Age
You: 20
You: u
Stranger: 25
You: i like older guys
Stranger: Where u live in uk
You: manchester u ?
Stranger: Liverpool
Stranger: U want my moblie phone number !
You: i love scouse accent
You: yeah babe
Stranger: 07762774310

I've got no credit but someones gotta ring him hahahahahahaha
 
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HI:D
You: hi
You: where you from
Stranger: norway, you ?
You: england :D male or female
Stranger: male, u?
You: male lol :D do you like football
Stranger: yeah lol
You: who do you support
Stranger: rosenborg in norway, man u in england
You: fuckin rag bastard
Stranger: ^^,
You: why not support man city in england
Stranger: dont know, been supporting manu since i was 7 :p
You: yeah but you shud change because you are glory hunting support a proper team like city
Stranger: lol...'
Stranger: you fancy some bum ?
You: noooooo i fancy you changing to support man city
Stranger: well, i fancy the disconnect button :)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Fucking rag twat
 
hahahaha ive just had the best chat ever

You: hi
Stranger: hey sup
You: sup brother
Stranger: wth
Stranger: im not ur brother
You: no your my woman
Stranger: fuuck off cutie
Stranger: i okay finee
Stranger: im ur bitchh
Stranger: what do you want me to doo for you
You: haha sick haha where you from
Stranger: i can do anyything
Stranger: im from nj
You: compton?
Stranger: where that at
You: america its where all blacks that like to shoot eachother come from
Stranger: are you black
You: no
Stranger: cool
Stranger: what are you then you hoe
You: mexican
You: hoe
Stranger: do you like to mow lawns
You: nar im afraid of lawnmowers
Stranger: heheawwwwwwwwwwwww
Stranger: thats maddd cuttee<3
You: your a boy or a girl
You: or both
Stranger: im still deciding
You: cool
Stranger: what are you
You: boy
Stranger: i can be whatever you need me to be baby
Stranger: YAY im a girl
Stranger: sex me
You: sex me long time?
Stranger: did i make u hard
Stranger: i can ttry
Stranger: if u want
You: yeah ive ripped my jeans im that hard
Stranger: adamnn boy
Stranger: damn8
Stranger: im hard 2
You: sick
Stranger: and pointy
You: you like football?
Stranger: i like ur football
You: its mint init its yellow
Stranger: what does tht mean
You: nevermind love is my tea ready?
Stranger: speak proper english man
Stranger: u mexican freakkk
You: hahaha
Stranger: dont laugh
You: will you sing a song with me
Stranger: im dead ass
Stranger: iigh what song
You: ready
You: who the fuck are man united
You: who the fuck are man united
Stranger: dont know these lyrics
You: who the fuck are man united and the blues go marching on on on
Stranger: sorry mexican guy
You: im not fucking mexican i just said it for a laugh
Stranger: sing me another song
You: IRELAND IS SUPERMAN IRELAND IS SUPERMAN
Stranger: i like man u
You: FUCK OFF YOU RAG TWAT!
You have disconnected.
 
richcity said:
You: hello
Stranger: hey hey hey
Stranger: where are you from?
You: manchester england
Stranger: cool
You: you
Stranger: france
You: ewww
You: you smelly twat

im not having a frog talk to me!
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just...ignorant....
 
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