When you dissuss your penis size to a bird....

[Dogtanian]

I just be honest and tell them 3 inches















Off the ground

when your lay flat on your face?

 

[Ally.P]

......please don't!!! You're one hundred times more bothered about it than we are!!! And theres one hundred times more interesting things to talk about lol!!!

 

[amone]

When would you talk to a girl about the size of your penis? You must meet some ropey women!

" Hi love, can I buy you a drink?"
" Depends, how bigs your cock?"

Never happened to me!

 

[Bluemoon115]

no need for words

only a semi on at the time :-)

Looks about average size that...

In your dreams dahling!!

I think your far from being in a position to comment.

 

[Evil Roy Slade]

how many inches do you add on?

if you are asking yourself that question you need to make a decision, which of the these do you use??

I like the blue one. It has a finger pointing you in the right direction if you're cained to fuck

 

[1.618034]

Wheelsy normally equates his to a grain of jasmine rice.

It's longer than your 4" pattie...

You're quoting my circumference again...

Aw bless...

A 4" circumference gives you (4 / 3.14) a diameter of 1.3" or 3.2cm...

Not that impressive!

And people say women are bad at maths...

 

[jimharri]

Don't be silly! Women aren't bad at maths. It's driving they're bad at!
*searches frantically in attic for grandad's tin hat*

 

[1.618034]

But if you really are "discussing" this with a "bird" then chances are you're getting nowhere with her anyway... So say what you want.

She'll assume you're exaggerating anyway, so a little humility or candor goes down better and gives you a better chance of actually getting to demonstrate what you can do with it...

In my experience we (men) are more bothered about how long in length... Women are more interested in how long you can last or how long it takes to recover before we go again...

;-)

 

[Kylieylee]

LOL

just round it up your not gonna get away with much more

Nah it's fine, women don't understand units of measurement.

*tin hat on*

 

[Kylieylee]

Too Right, it aint about the size........ its all about the hands love !!!!

But if you really are "discussing" this with a "bird" then chances are you're getting nowhere with her anyway... So say what you want.

She'll assume you're exaggerating anyway, so a little humility or candour goes down better and gives you a better chance of actually getting to demonstrate what you can do with it...

In my experience we (men) are more bothered about how long in length... Women are more interested in how long you can last or how long it takes to recover before we go again...

;-)