When you dissuss your penis size to a bird....

[Kippax.]

When would you talk to a girl about the size of your penis? You must meet some ropey women!

" Hi love, can I buy you a drink?"
" Depends, how bigs your cock?"

Never happened to me!

pmsl

 

[Kylieylee]

Very true........

People say i should help people more??? am doing my bit by not Driving....Nothing is ever good enough!!

Don't be silly! Women aren't bad at maths. It's driving they're bad at!
*searches frantically in attic for grandad's tin hat*

 

[1.618034]

Too Right, it aint about the size........ its all about the hands love !!!!

But if you really are "discussing" this with a "bird" then chances are you're getting nowhere with her anyway... So say what you want.

She'll assume you're exaggerating anyway, so a little humility or candour goes down better and gives you a better chance of actually getting to demonstrate what you can do with it...

In my experience we (men) are more bothered about how long in length... Women are more interested in how long you can last or how long it takes to recover before we go again...

;-)

See lads, it's working already...


Watch and learn... Watch and fucking learn!

 

[Kylieylee]

haha

Hands, Master the Hands and its a walk in the park!! we like that.

Too Right, it aint about the size........ its all about the hands love !!!!

But if you really are "discussing" this with a "bird" then chances are you're getting nowhere with her anyway... So say what you want.

She'll assume you're exaggerating anyway, so a little humility or candour goes down better and gives you a better chance of actually getting to demonstrate what you can do with it...

In my experience we (men) are more bothered about how long in length... Women are more interested in how long you can last or how long it takes to recover before we go again...

;-)

See lads, it's working already...


Watch and learn... Watch and fucking learn!

 

[1.618034]

haha

Hands, Master the Hands and its a walk in the park!! we like that.

Too Right, it aint about the size........ its all about the hands love !!!!

But if you really are "discussing" this with a "bird" then chances are you're getting nowhere with her anyway... So say what you want.

She'll assume you're exaggerating anyway, so a little humility or candour goes down better and gives you a better chance of actually getting to demonstrate what you can do with it...

In my experience we (men) are more bothered about how long in length... Women are more interested in how long you can last or how long it takes to recover before we go again...

;-)

See lads, it's working already...


Watch and learn... Watch and fucking learn!

Hands eh?

I'm all fingers and thumbs with a woman me!

And a bit tongue-tied...

;-p

 

[1.618034]

Not to mention 6' 3" with blue eyes and, as my username suggests, in perfect proportion...

 

[Bluemoon115]

Not to mention 6' 3" with blue eyes and, as my username suggests, in perfect proportion...

It all looks so promising until people look at your location...

;-P

 

[jimharri]

Not to mention 6' 3" with blue eyes and, as my username suggests, in perfect proportion...

It all looks so promising until people look at your location...

;-P

Absolutely! Images of "Golden Gordon spring to mind. "8 bloody 1!"
<a class="postlink" href="http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=sc0oLVsdWOk" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=sc0oLVsdWOk</a>

 

[Bluemoon115]

Not to mention 6' 3" with blue eyes and, as my username suggests, in perfect proportion...

It all looks so promising until people look at your location...

;-P

Absolutely! Images of "Golden Gordon spring to mind. "8 bloody 1!"
<a class="postlink" href="http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=sc0oLVsdWOk" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=sc0oLVsdWOk</a>

Just out of interest, how long have you been waiting to link to that video?

;-P

 

[1.618034]

Not to mention 6' 3" with blue eyes and, as my username suggests, in perfect proportion...

It all looks so promising until people look at your location...

;-P

It's not a real place!

Google it mate... You might get where I'm coming from then! (Apart from the red&white scarf obviously!)

Just think about the last game of last season...

Or better still, watch this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sc0oLVsdWOk