jimharri
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I've got a fully legal shotgun you can borrow. You don't have to be as precise with that due to the spread of the shot. Just get close to your target, that's all!1.618034 said:
When you dissuss your penis size to a bird....
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1.618034
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jimharri said:
Depends how long your shaft is Jim...?
Ooh, Matron!
(just for you Ric!)
And............... We're back to the beginning of the thread!
Ta Da!
jimharri
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These threads aren't just thrown together. It takes a lot of skill and co-ordination!!1.618034 said:jimharri said:
Depends how long your shaft is Jim...?
Ooh, Matron!
(just for you Ric!)
And............... We're back to the beginning of the thread!
Ta Da!
1.618034
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Pure comedy gold!
We should write a sit-com or better still a Carry-On style low-budget British Rom-Com...
We could call it Bluemoon - You saw me standing alone...?
A tale of sad, sexually frustrated, work-shy Manchester City fans and their obsession with their football team and the eponymous internet forum that they frequent.... Etc and so forth...
There's enough material... Not to mention characters...
Ric: The hapless originator of the site played by ........................... (can't think of a good one at the moment... Ideas anyone?)
Obviously De Niro would be played by some fat bloke who, comically, looks exactly like the man himself...
Oh how they'd laugh!
Any others.....?
We should write a sit-com or better still a Carry-On style low-budget British Rom-Com...
We could call it Bluemoon - You saw me standing alone...?
A tale of sad, sexually frustrated, work-shy Manchester City fans and their obsession with their football team and the eponymous internet forum that they frequent.... Etc and so forth...
There's enough material... Not to mention characters...
Ric: The hapless originator of the site played by ........................... (can't think of a good one at the moment... Ideas anyone?)
Obviously De Niro would be played by some fat bloke who, comically, looks exactly like the man himself...
Oh how they'd laugh!
Any others.....?
clairepartyring
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Lol!
tueartsboots
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clairepartyring said:
Lol!
Should we prepare the Naughty step again? lol ;-))
clairepartyring
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tueartsboots said:clairepartyring said:
Lol!
Should we prepare the Naughty step again? lol ;-))
You better had!!!!
Esteban de la Sexface
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1.618034 said:
Ricky Gervais could play Ric....
1.618034
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clairepartyring said:
Lol!
Of course...
Claire the busty and convivial landlady who runs the virtual "Off-Topic Inn", where virtual punters discuss even more mundane and tragic events from the comfort (?) or their back bedrooms... Played by Barbara Windsor (obviously)
jimharri
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You can play Matron, Claire. Time for my bed bath; "nurse, the screens!".clairepartyring said:
Lol!