When you dissuss your penis size to a bird....

[toby]

true true, here jim, take this barm cake as a token of my apology[/quote]I'd rather the money, if you don't mind BCP![/quote]

WHAT!!! a barmcake is worth more then money!!!!!!![/quote]Women aren't impressed by the size of your barm; they prefer a bloke with a big, er, wallet![/quote]

I am sure all the girls would like to know jim do you have a big wallet lol

 

[jimharri]

I am sure all the girls would like to know jim do you have a big wallet lol

Averagely average Tobes!

 

[LEE BRADBURY]

We should have a members member room,.

 

[bornblueegg]

Getting back to the original point (:) When does this come up...:)

 

[jimharri]

Getting back to the original point (:) When does this come up...:)

Oo-err Missus!!

 

[bornblueegg]

I can always relie on you Jim

 

[stonie]

if you got around to size then your on a winner anyway so bigging it up hardly seems a requirement at this point..

 

[paddystyle]

Compare and contrast gents.....................

any one got a diagram for when its hard?

 

[simonk]

Im not ashamed to say 6 inches.
Its fvckin bigger when its hard mind

 

[Kylieylee]

Penis size should always be discussed accompanied by a chip barm

FFS, don't start that argument here an' all!! Kylie mightn't be up to speed on it, and she'll think we're some sort of food/sex fetishists!!

She's gone !

We should be safe.


*looks round side of corner and gulps*

haha im back.... i love that yous was chatting about me while i was away lol,

hey i dont mind if you need a barm after! everyone has these needs :-)