Where do I go from here?

This isn't the first time I have had to explain the rule to the youngsters on here;

You are not allowed to get a grip on your mates Girl. Getting a grip of your Girlfriends mates is however perfectly acceptable and is to be applauded.
 
Tell your mate what she said and explain to him that the best revenge he could have is to let you shag her.

You get fucked and your mate says cheers.

Let me know how you go on.
 
Threesome with the match on surround sound plasma screen in the background to spur you on...everyones happy
 
bluetoo said:
Threesome with the match on surround sound plasma screen in the background to spur you on...everyones happy
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emmm ye if hes bi....

threesomes with 2 girls=yay
threesome with 2 guys and ur 1 of them,=nay
 
danburge82 said:
davelyncooper said:
My mate's bird has made it known that if I were to go round to her house on Saturday afternoon whilst he is in the pub watching the match she would like to "get me upstairs and show me a good time".

Do I

1, just ignore her and go and watch the match with me mate

2, Pop round and give her a quickie and catch up with me mate at the pub around 5.30 hoping not to have missed us scoring.

3, Spend a leisurely couple of hours round at her place practising my lobbing skills.
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If you're even considering it you're obviously not very good mates with the guy. If you are good mates with him you're a total dick head for considering snagging his bird.

Just think of this one; what if you shagged her and he found out? Then one night when you're sleeping he breaks in to your gaff and murders you! How d'ya fancy that one?!
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Stalker thoughts.....scary!


Just a passing question, has your 'mate' shagged your Mrs??
 
You should feed your self feet-first slowly into one of these

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But you will more likely die of syphilis anyway!

Oooh Percy!

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Bum her then tell your mate you were changing a lightbulb on the landing and she walked out of the bathroom naked, your cock fell out, then you fell of the chair and she ducked down and you fell up her and it was an accident...but its OK as no one was hurt! Now get the beer in you rag cnut.....

Always worked for me?

Let me know how you get on....Good luck
 
might aswell smash her...
if you goto the pub and we lose you'll be twice as gutted...
might aswel get one over a rag just incase...defo take a pic tho
nothing better than a bit of blackmail...ha
 
Will you miss any of the match if you shag her? Could you liaise with her to arrange a more convenient date to conduct this affair? Is she fit and/or a rum sort? These are all questions you will have to ask yourself before diving straight in.
 
Smash her back doors in.

You'll miss the semi, but at least you'll be able to watch the final with a smile on your face knowing you've ragged a rag's bird at the same time City were smashing the rags at Wembley.
 
This has to be total bollox written by a spotty 17yr old wanking authority ......

However,if not,i'd fookin destroy you if you were masquerading as my 'mate'
 
If he is a real mate, ignore it, maybe even tell your mate.

or as a forum answer:


do her up the wrong'un.
 
FantasyIreland said:
This has to be total bollox written by a spotty 17yr old wanking authority ......

However,if not,i'd fookin destroy you if you were masquerading as my 'mate'
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Well Said!!
 
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