Where do you want to end up?

Told my two that when the time comes I’ll have a plan in place. I get taken away, cremated and the ashes brought back to them

No funeral. Just tip me in places we enjoyed when they were little. And each anniversary of my death, get together and have a drink.

Fucking funerals. Money making scam.
That's definitely a few grand I'd rather went in my kids pockets
 
In a freezer in France with people popping in every now and then to chop a bit off so their students can study it. I won't need any of it.

Fuck forking out for a funeral, rather the family had a decent holiday on it or the wife spent it getting some new tits for the next poor ****
 
In a freezer in France with people popping in every now and then to chop a bit off so their students can study it. I won't need any of it.

Fuck forking out for a funeral, rather the family had a decent holiday on it or the wife spent it getting some new tits for the next poor ****
Fucking lol.
 
Wheelie bin, if it's legal by then, have it clearly stated in a letter in my will.

Although I wouldn't mind getting fed to the dogs, be nice to go knowing I was giving them one last good meal.

Otherwise I've a slight preference for cremation, but it's pricey and we already own burial plots in the graveyard at home, removing the most expensive part of burial (nice cheap plywood coffin will do me).
 

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