Where do you want to end up?

[LangleyBlue1970]

It’s my old man who has made me think the way I do. He’s always said he wouldn’t want him to spend his own money, or his kids spend their money, to put him in a box and have a stone erected where people go and blub a few times a year? What use is it to him? He said.

He’s bloody right, too. He said he would be happy being pushed into the canal and left to rot. Anything but spend money on being dead.

Top man.

 

[Resurrection Joe...]

It’s my old man who has made me think the way I do. He’s always said he wouldn’t want him to spend his own money, or his kids spend their money, to put him in a box and have a stone erected where people go and blub a few times a year? What use is it to him? He said.

He’s bloody right, too. He said he would be happy being pushed into the canal and left to rot. Anything but spend money on being dead.

Top man.

and you are going to respect his wishes no?.....(top bloke by the way!

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

and you are going to respect his wishes no?.....(top bloke by the way!

I think he’s got the same plan I have now. I don’t think the pike in Rochdale canal will quite do the necessary. Plus I don’t want to go to prison.

 

[PragueBlue]

I would love to be buried at Vyšehrad cemetery in Prague. It's my favourite place in the world. Sadly I'm nowhere near famous enough for that so, unless my kids can find somebody to bribe, I told them to have me cremated and scattered there when nobody is looking.

Unfortunately will most likely end up buried somewhere in Northern Thailand though if I live long enough to move back over there.

 

[Bill Walker]

I don't care.
Cremation I guess in a cardboard coffin. Cheap as possible.
No funeral, can't see the point.
You live, you die. End off.

 

[J.G.Blue.]

There is a very quiet little spot on Hadrians wall where a beautiful tree (I think its a Sycamore) grows I have always wante...............Oh Bugger!

 

[Tourist since 1971]

In a freezer in France with people popping in every now and then to chop a bit off so their students can study it. I won't need any of it.

Fuck forking out for a funeral, rather the family had a decent holiday on it or the wife spent it getting some new tits for the next poor ****

You old romantic. That's so sweet.

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

Yes..be like water

You are Bruce Lee and i want to collect my fiver!!!

 

[kaz7]

I have arranged to leave my body to medical science , i wont need it , lets teach the next generation of medics

 

[crazyg]

Cremated, then the ashes in a box next to my wife in Brooklands' Cemetery. The girls know that already.