TCIB
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Not miles away I have however just got back to my hotel after a night of fun and frolics in failsworth
Where have you ended up when drunk?
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jus moochin
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Woke up at 2.30 pm on a patch of grass on the main road by the central business district of Sydney with my jeans and trainers being used as a pillow. I could last remember drinking in the 24 hour bars of Kings Cross,
P.S. No!. my arsehole was still only in use for its original purpose.
P.S. No!. my arsehole was still only in use for its original purpose.
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jus moochin said:
I think you will win this one...London to Sydney, pretty unmatchable!!
Ronnie the Rep
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Once went for a drink with a couple of mates who were older than me in a pub in west Drayton (westlondon). Don't remember the rest until the following morning the three of us woke up in a field by a farm track. We stopped a guy on a tractor and asked him the way back to west Drayton. He'd never heard of it so we asked him what the nearest town was. It turned out to be Sheffield!
It was a nightmare of a journey home as nobody would give us a lift with me standing around shivering and smelling of puke.
It transpired that in the pub we had met a mate of one of my drinking buddies who was just having a quick pint before setting off up north. His job was as a furniture removal man and as he had a crew cab on his wagon some bright spark thought it was a good idea to go along for the ride!
Learnt a lot that day - but my mum wasn't too impressed lol
It was a nightmare of a journey home as nobody would give us a lift with me standing around shivering and smelling of puke.
It transpired that in the pub we had met a mate of one of my drinking buddies who was just having a quick pint before setting off up north. His job was as a furniture removal man and as he had a crew cab on his wagon some bright spark thought it was a good idea to go along for the ride!
Learnt a lot that day - but my mum wasn't too impressed lol
waterloo blue
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In 1982 I'd been out in Ashton with my mates when these older lads from the pub we knew, pulled up in a mini bus and offered us a lift.
I was walking a bird home but my mate Graham said cheers and got in,next morning Graham's mam rings our house asking for him as he'd not turned up for work.
I told her he'd got in a van driven by these lads from the Hop Pole and she rang the landlord,to find out they were off to Spain for the World Cup,he woke up on the Plymouth -Santander ferry,no money, passport or change of clobber.
His mam had to square it off with his boss as holiday's,and he came back a week later,after having a row at passport control at Plymouth and nearly getting locked up in Spain,if I hadn't pulled I would have been in the same boat,literally.
I was walking a bird home but my mate Graham said cheers and got in,next morning Graham's mam rings our house asking for him as he'd not turned up for work.
I told her he'd got in a van driven by these lads from the Hop Pole and she rang the landlord,to find out they were off to Spain for the World Cup,he woke up on the Plymouth -Santander ferry,no money, passport or change of clobber.
His mam had to square it off with his boss as holiday's,and he came back a week later,after having a row at passport control at Plymouth and nearly getting locked up in Spain,if I hadn't pulled I would have been in the same boat,literally.
mancmackem
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waterloo blue said:
That's dynamite, like the film ' Staggered' with Martin Clunes but in real life!
peoffrey
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lee-mcfc said:
You fell asleep on the train? I think Manchester to Liverpool to Newcastle is an established route.
My best one is in a bed in a Hotel about 10 minutes walk away from where I lived. I had to ask the Girl next to me what her name was in the morning as I'd not got round to finding out. From my very hazy memory, she'd got on the wrong night bus and ended up 10 miles away from where she lived at 3am. There was just me and her left when the Driver was shouting at us to get off. I was equally pissed but sleeping it off seemed the best idea as opposed to finding another Bus for her / Taxi. However, checking in to a Travelodge instead of going back to mine was an even better idea. I got a kiss in the morning and never saw her again.