Where is Jason Manford ??

[SWP's back]

A mixture of Peter Kay and Michael McIntyre.

-- Sun May 20, 2012 12:28 pm --

He aint funny

I'm impressed it took until midway through the 2nd page before some no mark landed with the bluemoon special of "everyone that has ever been a sucess is shit, especially Manford, Oasis or any bird anyone every thought was fit".

And with such bad grammar as well!

Comedy is incredibly subjective. Can't moan at people for having an opinion.

I like Tim Vine and Stewart Lee, two guys who others really dislike. I don't like Lee Evans or Russell Brand, two others that people love.

Comedy, more than religion, politics or football is the great divider

So you don't recognise that bluemoon particularly likes to take give any local "talent" a slating? There's not one thread where a model, actress, musician, comedian, writer, chef can manage to get through 2 pages without someone labelling them a dog, wooden, tone deaf beatles rip offs, unfunny, illiterate or couldn't boil water respectively. Is it some people don't like local boys and girls 'done good'? You'd also imagine that someone would say "I don't find him funny", at least putting some ackowledgment that it's their opinion rather than a categoric labelling that he isn't funny. When (as a poster has pointed out) he obviously is, given his success.

I wouldn't just say it's me that holds that opinion though, several have made it in this thread. I only picked out the greasy haired losertron's quote as he was the first to grace us with his grammatically error-strewn genius on this topic.

 

[Banshee]

These not one thread where a model,

lol, you did that on purpose, right

 

[peoffrey]

Comedy (and show business) in general is so ruthless and full of rejection that I'd find it impossible to believe that Jason would be offended by any opinions on here.

 

[SWP's back]

Comedy (and show business) in general is so ruthless and full of rejection that I'd find it impossible to believe that Jason would be offended by any opinions on here.

Who said he would be?

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

Comedy (and show business) in general is so ruthless and full of rejection that I'd find it impossible to believe that Jason would be offended by any opinions on here.

I reckon he cries into his Blackberry before wanking off over the dirty pictures a stranger sends him.

 

[bernabias home shirt]

Comedy (and show business) in general is so ruthless and full of rejection that I'd find it impossible to believe that Jason would be offended by any opinions on here.

I reckon he cries into his Blackberry before wanking off over the dirty pictures a stranger sends him.

Funny enough this is the stranger....

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

Comedy (and show business) in general is so ruthless and full of rejection that I'd find it impossible to believe that Jason would be offended by any opinions on here.

I reckon he cries into his Blackberry before wanking off over the dirty pictures a stranger sends him.

Funny enough this is the stranger....

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Comedy (and show business) in general is so ruthless and full of rejection that I'd find it impossible to believe that Jason would be offended by any opinions on here.

I reckon he cries into his Blackberry before wanking off over the dirty pictures a stranger sends him.

Crying and wanking at the same time. Not a good combination for boosting your self-esteem.

 

[Cellarite]

Comedy (and show business) in general is so ruthless and full of rejection that I'd find it impossible to believe that Jason would be offended by any opinions on here.

I reckon he cries into his Blackberry before wanking off over the dirty pictures a stranger sends him.

Funny enough this is the stranger....

I'm sure I met her outside Victoria Station on a blustery evening late last year.

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

Comedy (and show business) in general is so ruthless and full of rejection that I'd find it impossible to believe that Jason would be offended by any opinions on here.

I reckon he cries into his Blackberry before wanking off over the dirty pictures a stranger sends him.

Crying and wanking at the same time. Not a good combination for boosting your self-esteem.

It depends who's crying and who's wanking.

 

[crizack]

he's probably read this and thought, i'm well and truely here but theres no way i can be arsed arguing over a subjective area. It'd be like taking a fart to a shit fight.

 

[Helmet Cole]

Comedy (and show business) in general is so ruthless and full of rejection that I'd find it impossible to believe that Jason would be offended by any opinions on here.

I reckon he cries into his Blackberry before wanking off over the dirty pictures a stranger sends him.

Funny enough this is the stranger....

fblokes wife apparently.

 

[peoffrey]

Comedy (and show business) in general is so ruthless and full of rejection that I'd find it impossible to believe that Jason would be offended by any opinions on here.

Who said he would be?

2 suggestions from rickmcfc and pominoz. He's known to use this forum, too.

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

Comedy (and show business) in general is so ruthless and full of rejection that I'd find it impossible to believe that Jason would be offended by any opinions on here.

Who said he would be?

2 suggestions from rickmcfc and pominoz. He's known to use this forum, too.

I'm going for a cry wank then.

 

[glen quagmire]

Manford is about as funny, as a one eyed man, with glaucoma who aspires to be the geezer that works the periscope on submarines.

 

[Anonymous]

We hate when our friends become successful; and if they are Northern, then that's even worse.

 

[stony]

Put on a bit of timber the lad hasn't he?

He can afford it, he probably has steak and quail eggs for breakfast.

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Put on a bit of timber the lad hasn't he?

A poor mans Pavarotti.

 

[BlueHammer85]

I think he stinks of piss. I'm not being sarcastic. He's just not funny and a blue .

agree

 

[dazdon]

Where is Jason Manford

At the pie shop or local greggs?