If you're picking somewhere based on a dream, don't pick Australia.
Bondi beach, bollocks. Putting another shrimp on the Barby? Not a chance.
Unless you have a raincoat, wellys and a very big umbrella you won't be leaving the house.
Don't ever complain about rain in England, don't complain about the damp either. Unless you're Noah or @Barcon don't bother coming here.
I'd include @idahoblues but he'd rescue the wood eating ants as well as the beavers and termites.
Bondi beach, bollocks. Putting another shrimp on the Barby? Not a chance.
Unless you have a raincoat, wellys and a very big umbrella you won't be leaving the house.
Don't ever complain about rain in England, don't complain about the damp either. Unless you're Noah or @Barcon don't bother coming here.
I'd include @idahoblues but he'd rescue the wood eating ants as well as the beavers and termites.
