ColinBellsjockstrap
Well-Known Member
Johnny Vegas......As funny as toothache
Rhod Gilbert....As funny as woodworm in a cripple's crutch
Nobody could hold a candle to the late great Bernard Manning:-
Jewish Kamikaze pilot.........crashed his plane in his brother's scrapyard.
This tramp was walking past the synagogue, it was freezing and pouring down and the rabbi was standing on the steps...
The tramp said:- "Have you got 10p for a bed rabbi?
The rabbi replied "Sure, bring it round, I'll have a look at it"
Rhod Gilbert....As funny as woodworm in a cripple's crutch
Nobody could hold a candle to the late great Bernard Manning:-
Jewish Kamikaze pilot.........crashed his plane in his brother's scrapyard.
This tramp was walking past the synagogue, it was freezing and pouring down and the rabbi was standing on the steps...
The tramp said:- "Have you got 10p for a bed rabbi?
The rabbi replied "Sure, bring it round, I'll have a look at it"