Jools Holland isn't keen on me it's fair to say.
He played a gig in my local town in his early days of touring with his orchestra or whatever he calls it.
He turned up an hour late then had the audacity to flounce through the bar as if he was fucking mozart. By then my already tested patience had been worn thin, I only went cos my current squeeze (no pun intended) liked him.
I somehow managed to publicly call him a **** in front of 200 people. A moment I'm still proud of to this day. The girlfriend wasn't impressed. She went and watched the show, I stayed in the bar, quietly pleased with myself.
I also had a brilliant moment with Pete waterman. He was pulling out of crewe station in his range rover, and I gestured to him he could pull out in front of me. He started to make the move but I cut him off, and shouted "you should be so lucky" to be fair he laughed and took it well.
He played a gig in my local town in his early days of touring with his orchestra or whatever he calls it.
He turned up an hour late then had the audacity to flounce through the bar as if he was fucking mozart. By then my already tested patience had been worn thin, I only went cos my current squeeze (no pun intended) liked him.
I somehow managed to publicly call him a **** in front of 200 people. A moment I'm still proud of to this day. The girlfriend wasn't impressed. She went and watched the show, I stayed in the bar, quietly pleased with myself.
I also had a brilliant moment with Pete waterman. He was pulling out of crewe station in his range rover, and I gestured to him he could pull out in front of me. He started to make the move but I cut him off, and shouted "you should be so lucky" to be fair he laughed and took it well.