Which famous people can’t stand you.

My one memory of her was her walking through security at MIA when I was working security many decades ago, she walked past smiling in a little mini skirt, the ones you can see the white knickers at the back.
Great some may think (back then) but the gusset was all stained with brown and yellow scuzz, put me off my breakfast urgh !
And just how were you able to detect the minutiae of her knicker gusset?
 
Gerry Gow no less....I slid tackled him in a game MUCH later in his career...I Gerry Gowed him so to speak. Called me a little c**t and wouldnt accept a beer off me after game. Id been dying to talk to him about City in the bar. Was very upset.

The lead singer from the Paris Angels probably not keen on me neither. I was absolutely smashed at one of their gigs and fell into one of his amps knocking it over and he grabbed me by my hair (well curtains at the time) telling me to effin get out of his gig.

Interestingly my Missus has more previous than me on this. Kicked off with Lothar Matthaus, after the arrogant git walked across her softball field during a game. She instructed her team to smashed a volley of softballs (which are not soft by the way) in his direction and one hit him on the leg. The prick got his own back tho and the softball club were forced to leave the season later to make training pitches for Bayern Munich that they never use. Küntz.
 
I avoid interactions with famous people as generally I am left disappointed but Feddie Trueman told me to “get out of the bloody way” (of his jag as he was leaving Scarborough Cricket Club). And Viv Richards muttered something at me after we - the crowd - laughed at him after he played 2x sixes and out at Haslingden CC. In the interest of fairness the other cricketers I have met have been very nice people.
 
Bertie Ahem. Informed him my grandfather once missed his by an inch with a bullet in Castlemaine and it's a shameful part of our family history.
 
Gerry Gow no less....I slid tackled him in a game MUCH later in his career...I Gerry Gowed him so to speak. Called me a little c**t and wouldnt accept a beer off me after game. Id been dying to talk to him about City in the bar. Was very upset.

The lead singer from the Paris Angels probably not keen on me neither. I was absolutely smashed at one of their gigs and fell into one of his amps knocking it over and he grabbed me by my hair (well curtains at the time) telling me to effin get out of his gig.

Interestingly my Missus has more previous than me on this. Kicked off with Lothar Matthaus, after the arrogant git walked across her softball field during a game. She instructed her team to smashed a volley of softballs (which are not soft by the way) in his direction and one hit him on the leg. The prick got his own back tho and the softball club were forced to leave the season later to make training pitches for Bayern Munich that they never use. Küntz.
That time my missus kicked off with Lothar Matthaus is the kind of content you only get on BM :-)

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