Which famous people can’t stand you.

[Victorinodennistua]

I sat uninvited with my friends on a chai (tea) mat at a full moon party in Goa with Richard Gere and a few of his friends in the early 90s- we just kind of stared at him and each other in disbelief in a state of supernova, to be fair to him he seemed to be unperturbed and oblivious to our arrival. Quite embarrassing and surreal thinking back.

Did he have a gerbil down his hogs eye and a cobra up his bottom?

 

[BlueMoonday]

Greg James.

Whinging shit bag

 

[Magicpole]

Michela Strachen told me to "fuck off".
Fern Britain told me to "go away you stupid man".
Bruce Parker told me to leave his house after he found out I was banging his step daughter.
Craig Charles had me removed from a party after I knocked his drink over him. And then twatted him after he got in my face.
Nigel Benn threatened to have me seen to after I called him Chris Eubank. Repeatedly.

Have you ever considered a career in the Diplomatic Corps?

 

[MCFC Wirral]

Guy Garvey from Elbow was aggressive to me in The Roadhouse one night. I was DJing there so I pretended it didn’t happen. I never forgot it though and was pleased to shout abuse at him on Market Street one afternoon. He seemed genuinely stunned.

Just speak to them like you would anyone else. I most recently sat opposite Ian Rush on a train and he was a gentleman.

 

[Barcon]

I've never met Miguel Delaney but if I did, he wouldn't like me much.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I've never met Miguel Delaney but if I did, he wouldn't like me much.

Did he once describe you as being an octopus?

 

[Barcon]

Did he once describe you as being an octopus?

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Once had a fairly robust conversation with Kenny Burns. He actually worked for my wife at the time, as she was radio controller at a station where he was one of the Forest ‘Legends’. He was an insufferable bore when he’d had a drink. He’d won the lottery (literally, six figure sum) a couple of months before and was pumped up with his own importance. So I responded in kind.

Doubt the **** will remember it, mind.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Bobby Charlton. For some reason he was on a small crappy football pitch just off Chassen Road in Flixton.
I told him to fuck off when I was about 12.
He's not spoken to me since

He’s always been one miserable ****

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Brian McClair once called me ‘pond life’, when I took the piss out of him in a pub shortly after the 5-1, which is pretty fair comment. I was 19, and inconsiderate, as he’s entitled to a quiet night out.

Genuinely wouldn’t do that now, as it’s poor form.

Funny at the time, though!