Which footy star would you like to have a pub brawl with ?

[KentBlue]

Re: Which footy star would you like to have a pub brawl with

Stretching the rules a bit, but I'd have to say GPC. But it wouldn't be just a case of me kicking fuck out of him, I'd do something like 'Saw' and kidnap the **** and lock him up in an dingy underground basement. Then I'd put on my best Jigsaw voice and say: "Hello piss can. I'd like to play a little game....!"

 

[Deepest Blue]

Re: Which footy star would you like to have a pub brawl with

Gazza.
He wouldn't know which one of me to aim for.

 

[Cellarite]

Re: Which footy star would you like to have a pub brawl with

Ruud van Horseface.

I get wound up a little inside every time I think back to a derby at Old Trafford that I was at in the away end. It was when Goater equalised in a 1-1 draw and Anelka had a winner disallowed for a handball.

Horsey fell down in absolute agony, rolling on the floor. The ball came towards him as United tried a counter attack. He shot up, sprinted after the ball but it went out for a throw in. He then fell back to the floor holding his leg.

I'd think of this every time I punched him in the face.

 

[01cravend]

Re: Which footy star would you like to have a pub brawl with

Wouldn't mind kicking various forms of shoe at Ferguson.
Or elbow dropping Ashley Young/Suarez after they dive.

But a pub brawl, it'll have to be Rooney

 

[Zin 'messiah' Zimmer]

Re: Which footy star would you like to have a pub brawl with

I forgot Jamie rednapp, he'd get a zin special right after I've uppercutted him 73 times, id piss in his lovely hair!!!!

 

[Cellarite]

Re: Which footy star would you like to have a pub brawl with

Wouldn't mind kicking various forms of shoe at Ferguson.
Or elbow dropping Ashley Young/Suarez after they dive.

But a pub brawl, it'll have to be Rooney

Ashley Young is a fucking good call but I'm sticking with van Horseface.

 

[bobmcfc]

Re: Which footy star would you like to have a pub brawl with

I forgot Jamie rednapp, he'd get a zin special right after I've uppercutted him 73 times, id piss in his lovely hair!!!!

We have perfectly good sinks at city if you need to Pee

 

[Zin 'messiah' Zimmer]

Re: Which footy star would you like to have a pub brawl with

I forgot Jamie rednapp, he'd get a zin special right after I've uppercutted him 73 times, id piss in his lovely hair!!!!

We have perfectly good sinks at city if you need to Pee

Yeah, but no bidets...... I'll stick to people!!!!

 

[cyclops]

Re: Which footy star would you like to have a pub brawl with

Lee Sharpe, what a massive massive bell end he is.

 

[bobmcfc]

Re: Which footy star would you like to have a pub brawl with

I forgot Jamie rednapp, he'd get a zin special right after I've uppercutted him 73 times, id piss in his lovely hair!!!!

We have perfectly good sinks at city if you need to Pee

Yeah, but no bidets...... I'll stick to people!!!!

I guess it's Ok then