Van Der Sar-Nani's 'goal' gets chalked off against Spurs (initially of course), Van Der Sar finds it appropriate to run the length of the field to complain to the lino.
Evra-Dirty fucking bastard, if he didn't play for United he'd get 5 red cards a season.
Vidic-See Evra.
Ferdinand-Smackhead camel gobbed twat. Hope he gets 'merked' on Wednesday and Tevez proves once and for all he's finished.
Brown-Retires from international football, because England is desperate for you.
Owen-Everton fan, suddenly loves Liverpool, suddenly loves United, do me a favour.
Giggs-Probably in line for another few awards he doesn't deserve.
Park-Poor man's Sun Jihai.
Hernandez-If your nickname is as shit as 'the little pea' don't put it on your shirt.
Nani-Is not one of the best players in the world, is a moaning, cheating little prick.
Scholes-One of the dirtiest bastards going, but for some reason it's funny to the media and plastic football fans.
Fletcher-I shed a few tears when he missed the CHampions League final, tears of laughter. Remember the derby in November '08 with SWP? Karma at it's finest.
Evans-Like Vidic, but quite shit.
Macheda-Just because Martin Tyler screams your name once it doesn't make you any good.
Bebe-About as good as me, just on much more money.
Rooney-Filthy scouse twat and a despicable human being. 'Once a blue always a blue' actually means something at our club. SIck of hearing how amazing he is just because he's English. Give me Tevez any day.
Neville-Smug, arrogant, rent a quote, gobby, sock sucking arse kissing boot licking moron, despite not even playing anymore. One of the luckiest footballers in history surely along with Beckham, who is a thick, arrogant, cockney media whore who has been to Old Trafford once in the last 7 years, typical rag.
Ferguson-The jelly is in the fridge, the ice cream in the freezer, the bouncy castle in the garage and the strippers and cocaine have been ordered.
Evra-Dirty fucking bastard, if he didn't play for United he'd get 5 red cards a season.
Vidic-See Evra.
Ferdinand-Smackhead camel gobbed twat. Hope he gets 'merked' on Wednesday and Tevez proves once and for all he's finished.
Brown-Retires from international football, because England is desperate for you.
Owen-Everton fan, suddenly loves Liverpool, suddenly loves United, do me a favour.
Giggs-Probably in line for another few awards he doesn't deserve.
Park-Poor man's Sun Jihai.
Hernandez-If your nickname is as shit as 'the little pea' don't put it on your shirt.
Nani-Is not one of the best players in the world, is a moaning, cheating little prick.
Scholes-One of the dirtiest bastards going, but for some reason it's funny to the media and plastic football fans.
Fletcher-I shed a few tears when he missed the CHampions League final, tears of laughter. Remember the derby in November '08 with SWP? Karma at it's finest.
Evans-Like Vidic, but quite shit.
Macheda-Just because Martin Tyler screams your name once it doesn't make you any good.
Bebe-About as good as me, just on much more money.
Rooney-Filthy scouse twat and a despicable human being. 'Once a blue always a blue' actually means something at our club. SIck of hearing how amazing he is just because he's English. Give me Tevez any day.
Neville-Smug, arrogant, rent a quote, gobby, sock sucking arse kissing boot licking moron, despite not even playing anymore. One of the luckiest footballers in history surely along with Beckham, who is a thick, arrogant, cockney media whore who has been to Old Trafford once in the last 7 years, typical rag.
Ferguson-The jelly is in the fridge, the ice cream in the freezer, the bouncy castle in the garage and the strippers and cocaine have been ordered.