Alan Ball is still here are we've been relegated every season since 1996. We've spent the last day of every season thinking of a new way to get relegated. Obviously that first year we decided wasting time when we needed to score. Since then we have gone into the last day of the season safe and still gone down because we didn't turn up to the game, taken a 3-0 lead on the last day that would have seen us safe only to score 4 late own goals and played an inelligable player that had us deducted points.