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Who should be the next leader of the Tory party?
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Aba452
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Don't know but his hedge fund Somerset Holdings is registered in the Republic. Sure it was pointed out that he was making more millions as the company was registered over ther and still in EU.I doubt he’s ever set foot over here. I’m sure we’re beneath him.
Thick ignorant **** he may be, stupid he is not. Got a £100m+ fortune safe and sound in tax havens and is utterly unapologetic.
Magicpole
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My vote goes to Bollocks Pincher. Should be a Viz Character, fuck I am doing it, my own cartoon, soon to be available by post. Details below for PayPal and all other reputable cards.
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Imagine the scene, Parliament l’s bars, nooks and crannies where devilment abides. Amongst the cesspit Bollocks rules supreme. The high jinks and jolly japes, of our inappropriate, Whip Loving, Tory MP, The Rte Dishonourable MP for the constituency of Hanging Plums, Bollocks Pincher. Don’t miss a single hilarious grope, sign up today. Beat the rush. No time wasters. Absolutely no refunds.
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Postman Pep
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Given that the whole Westminster bubble can't stop talking about him surely it's fair we hear from the jam man himself?
Rascal
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Do not upset the StarmeritesI know the perfect candidate.
He has experience of high office so has been there & done it, is right-wing but not stupidly so, has charismaso will appeal to the middle ground and, most importantly, loves bombing the shit out of foreigners.
Step forward Sir Anthony Blair.
oakiecokie
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A fucking bag of cement could do a better job. Or ask "Have I Got News For You" if they can have use of that tub of lard that appeared alongside Paul Merton in one episode.
oakiecokie
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One of my all time favourite comedy shows.Rik was superb in that show.View attachment 49006
More morals than Johnson!
Churchlawtonblue
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Mick Lynch
Rascal
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Given that the whole Westminster bubble can't stop talking about him surely it's fair we hear from the jam man himself?
He has more integrity than all the other MPs combined.